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[squidissension]

kar you seem vvery upset
but dont forget im your lusus
so if you need to talk about some things im here for you

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[riseup]

he thinks he needs to go to the human welder.
i told him to talk to you guys about it.

[squidissension]

thank you for tellin me
he has to be so privvate all the time
i just wwant wwhats best for him

[riseup]

no problem, mr. ampora.
and i am sorry in advance if he just starts talking to you about shit shacks.

[squidissension]

ivve got used to it

[ihateyouetc]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT!
ABOUT WHY PEN HAS MORE CHORE STARS THAN ME???

[ihateyouetc]

ABOUT WHY I HAVE NO CHORE STARS???

[ihateyouetc]

DEALING WITH THIS IS A CHORE!
I SHOULD HAVE EVERY FUCKING CHORE STAR ON THE GOD DAMN BOARD!!!

[ihateyouetc]

ARGH, WHY DO I EVEN CARE???
WHO CARES WHO DOES WHAT CHORES
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME

[riseup]

you're right, it isn't a game.
it is a competition.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU
WHEN DID YOU EVEN DO ALL OF THAT

time is a flat circle, karkat.

[riseup]

when does anyone ever really do anything?

HOW IS TIME A FLAT CIRCLE IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SHAPE

[ihateyouetc]

OH, I DON'T KNOW JOHN!
WHEN DO YOU EVER MAKE ANY SENSE?
OOPS, NEVER!
THAT WASN'T AN ANSWER. NOW TELL ME.

ask dave if you aren't too busy crying about not being his best man. ,':B

[riseup]

i have a lot of free time when you're busy freaking out at yourself in memos, bro.

FUCK YOU X 2 COMBO

[ihateyouetc]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY CALM AND RATIONAL
I HAVE NOT FREAKED OUT ONCE.
WHAT THE FUCK, JOHN
GOD FORBID ANYONE COLLECT THEIR THOUGHTS!

[riseup]

you went on a monologue about shit for the better half of 50 comments.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
THAT'S IT?

[riseup]

mmhmm.
you said you couldn't build a shit shack if you tried.
to be fair though, who even would want to try?

[ihateyouetc]

NO DAMMIT
I MEANT YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ IT SINCE THERE'S NO WAY I WAS JUST REPLYING TO MY OWN MEMO 50 TIMES
I WAS TALKING WAY MORE THAN THAT.

[riseup]

do you want me to go back and do a recount?

[riseup]

or are you just going to get mad at past you for not talking to yourself enough.

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN HAS MORE CHORE STARS!!!
*JOHN*!!!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

[ihateyouetc]

WHO DO I HAVE TO TALK TO AROUND HERE ABOUT MAKING SURE PERCY DOESN'T FUCKING HOARD THE CHORES BEFORE I GET TO THEM?????????

[squidissension]

for starters you could ask me if i need anythin
rather than wwaitin for me to tell you wwhat to do

[ihateyouetc]

OK BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LUSUS HERE
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING
I MEAN FUCK, WE HAVE THE VIRTUE OF COMMUNICATION WHICH MOST TROLLS AND THEIR LUSII DON'T EVEN GET!
NOT THAT I THINK THAT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE HERE
IN FACT YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW THAT
BUT WHO CARES!
THE IMPORTANT THING IS DOES POOFLE ASK YOU
IS THAT WHY HE KEEPS GETTING MORE STARS THAN ME???????????????

[squidissension]

peter asks first
wwhich gets him first pick a wwhat chores to do since hes bein preemptivve about it
wwhich you should try bein since its not like i dont do so much for this family already you knoww
assume i alwways need a extra hand

[ihateyouetc]

OH, HE'S BEING "PREEMPTIVE" ABOUT IT
YOU'RE SAYING HE'S MORE "HELPFUL" THAN I AM
LIKE HE "DOES MORE" OR SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT LIKE THAT
I DO SO MUCH
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
FUCKING LOOK AT ME
HERE I AM
RIGHT NOW
AT THIS MOMENT IN PRESENT TIME
NOT IN TIME TO BE PRESENTLY HAD
ASKING ABOUT CHORES
NOW I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A FROND HERE AND "ASSUME" YOU "NEED" AN "EXTRA" "HAND"!

[ihateyouetc]

SO LET ME KNOW ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OTHER THAN WASHING WINDOWS ARE THERE EVEN ANY CHORES LEFT??????

[squidissension]

unload the dishwware obfuscator
i dont like that tone youvve taken wwith me either

[ihateyouetc]

FUCKING FINALLY!

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE THE TONE I'VE TAKEN
WHAT TONE DO I USUALLY TAKE
HOW IS IT DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL

[squidissension]

honestly?
its about the fuckin same
i just wwish you wwouldnt
pete sure as shit takes a nicer approach

[ihateyouetc]

OH WHAT
AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE PETA NOW???
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

[squidissension]

i wwant you to be a little more respectful
but apparently thats askin for too much

[ihateyouetc]

WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST ACT HONEST AROUND HERE!
IF YOU WANT ME TO ACT MORE LIKE YOUR "OTHER WRIGGLER"
WHO ISN'T EVEN A TROLL, BY THE WAY!
THEN JUST FUCKING SAY SO.
HERE, I'LL ACT MORE LIKE YOUR "OTHER WRIGGLER" RIGHT NOW.
I WILL UNLOAD THIS DISH OBFUSCATOR WITH MORE TALENT AND GRACE THAN PEDRO EVER FUCKING HAS.

[squidissension]

wwoww that wwas fast
pete usually wwastes time talkin wwhen he does it

THIS IS STUPID

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YES

[ihateyouetc]

SEE
SEE???

[ihateyouetc]

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT ELSE IS THERE

[ihateyouetc]

I'LL FUCKING OBLITERATE IT

this won't be weird in a week

[riseup]

hey mr. ampora, after he's done with the dishes, can we go back to my place?

Re: this won't be weird in a week

[squidissension]

isnt it a school night

[riseup]

yes.
yes it is.
and we need to study.

[squidissension]

oh
okay i dont see anythin wwrong wwith that
both a your grades could use it