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[riseup]

this is sort of an addendum to vic's post about video game trades.
if you are ever stuck in a game, put that guide down!
close that faq!
rose lalonde knows all the answers.
allllllll of them.
just call her at any time of the day or night and for a nominal fee, she will tell you which npc gives what quest or what direction you need to go in next or how to beat that one boss.
it's incredible.
the seer of rpgs.

we are kicking secret of mana's ass btw.

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[roseate]

This is lies and fallacies.
Do not call me any time day or night.

[roseate]

Wait,
I skipped over the part of the nominal fee.
Absolutely call me any time day or night.
We'll bill you.

[riseup]

we'll be rich!!!

[riseup]

i mean, obviously we are doing this out of the goodness of our hearts to help those in need.

[roseate]

It's truly a miniscule price to pay for finally getting around The Lost Continent with ease.

[riseup]

the internet lies half the time anyway.
it's better to get it straight from the lighty source.

[roseate]

Who has time to read those long-winded, wordy GameFaqs walkthroughs?

dsklfsjdflksdj ilu

[riseup]

not us, that's for sure!
rose, why is your power always the coolest?
it is unfair.

ilu more

[roseate]

Yes.
I can see how kicking Secret of Mana's ass would have come in very useful during our session.

[roseate]

You know this doesn't have anything to do with any Seer or Light granted abilities, right?
I'm just,
So much better at video games than you.

[riseup]

wow, that is the utter horseshit.
you take that back right now.

[roseate]

Painfully better.
Embarrassingly better.
Indecently better.

[riseup]

i think this is all your way of covering up how inferior you are at charades.
it's projection or repression or something and i am very concerned about what this could mean for your disorder complexes, rose.

[roseate]

That was so patronizing.
The next time I go grimdark I demand a translator.

[riseup]

i thought i was translating pretty well for a dead guy.

[roseate]

Not everyone has a talent for broodfester tongues either.

[riseup]

i am a growing boy and this is bad for my self-esteem.
i may need to talk to mr. coulson about it.

[roseate]

Do you want to have a talent for attracting tentacle gods?
We can switch next time.
I'll be dead and you can be pavement-faced.

[riseup]

no way, i don't want to be gray.

[riseup]

oh fuck.
rose!
rose, wait, listen.
what if we turned into trolls???

[roseate]

What if Karkat turned human?

[riseup]

i don't want to think about this upside down world we could be living in.

[roseate]

Can we switch out for Twilight Princess?

[riseup]

hell yes!!!

[roseate]

John "I'll take a nap while you take care of these imps for me?" Egbert.

[riseup]

you know i can't control the naps!!!

[riseup]

rose "oops, my hand slipped and now a bathtub is on your staircase" lalonde categorically sucks at video games, the end.

[roseate]

My wireless cut and you know it.

[roseate]

John "how do you kill an imp anyway?" Egbert.

all i can think of is top: friend of the imps

[riseup]

not all of us can be awesome ogre-slayers.

top and imps sitting in a tree s l i d i n g down a baby slide while drunk

[roseate]

You're right, I have a talent.
Ergo, better.

[fuckincakewake]

ugh secret of mana
my jam
also good work bein rosies agent

[riseup]

oh man, i don't even want to know how messed up your version of secret of mana was.

[fuckincakewake]

in ours sprite is a girl :3

[riseup]

sprite isn't a girl????????

[riseup]

welp. this is confusing.

[fuckincakewake]

did i just spoil the sexual awakenin of joegg

[roseate]

I think you just explained, actually.

[riseup]

LALOOOOOOOONDES!!!

[riseup]

agent, what agent?
i'm just being helpful.

[fuckincakewake]

ur not gonna take even a lil of the profits
hmmmmmmmmmm?

[riseup]

why bother when rose is just going to use them to take us all out for dinner anyway?
right rose???

[roseate]

Thumb wrestle for the right to pick the restaurant.