birthday time.

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Comments

[riseup]

why does that cat have a hat on its face?

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irony.

[riseup]

oh snap, you might be even better at irony than dave!

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he taught me everything i know.

[riseup]

the student has surpassed the master.

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you can never surpass the master.
if you pass him by being better at irony then you are now less ironic because being worse at irony is actually more ironic.

[riseup]

whoa.

[riseup]

see, this is why i leave irony to you guys.

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what if by leaving it to us you're the most ironic of all!?

[riseup]

what if i am???
what if that was my plan all along????????

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the true master is revealed!!!

[fuckincakewake]

MAYOR

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYS

[fuckincakewake]

thank u mister mayorrrrrrrr

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you are welcome! have a very good day.

[fuckincakewake]

ur comin to the party rite?
i spent all my other bdays w carapace
itd be weird to break tradition now

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yes! my best friends will all be there! i would not miss it.
carapace are very good with birthdays. did you get birthday pumpkin?

[fuckincakewake]

boy did i ever get pumpkins
u guys were the best bday party guests a gurl could ask for!
minus the attempted cat eatins

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it happens.
luckily, i am a vegetarian.
i will not eat your cats.

[fuckincakewake]

u can have a dog if u want any meat
jk

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never speak of dogs again.

[fuckincakewake]

yea
i dun like em either

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yes. they are not my favorite thing.
especially when they rip things out of your stomach.

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shh
no more dog talk on my bday

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yes. only happy talk now.

[roseate]

Oh my gosh.

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i couldn't get it animated but it is still good.

[roseate]

I'm buying an ostentatiously expensive frame as we speak.

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where will it hang?

[roseate]

Welded to the refrigerator.

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I AM SO HONORED TO BE FRIDGE WORTHY.

[callbacks]

holy shit

[callbacks]

bam
new lock screen

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i am glad you like your shitty birthday cat picture.

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mayor
this is the BEST shitty birthday cat picture
that has ever been
im never taking it down

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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thanks man
if i see any green cake ill save a piece for you

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you are the truest of bros.

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i know
other dudes fraternal compasses all point due striderward
what can i say
im the birthday gift that keeps on giving

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no truer words have ever been spoken.

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broday gift