i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, JOHN???

[riseup]

he said trollnip.
that implies more than one troll.
or one troll a lot of times.

[ihateyouetc]

MAYBE HE MEANT SOME OTHER TROLLS, JOHN.
MAYBE HE MEANT IN EVERY TIMELINE HE TENDS TO HAVE A "TROLL GIRLFRIEND" OR A "TROLL WHO'S INTERESTED IN HIM" OR "A TROLL WHO KISSES HIM FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER" AND IN THIS CASE VRISKA FILLS THAT SPOT.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.
MAYBE HE DIDN'T MEAN THERE WAS ANOTHER TROLL IN THAT TIMELINE WHO HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH PUTTING HIS "MOUTH" WITHIN PROXIMITY OF "HIS MOUTH."
DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT.

[riseup]

no, clearly i have not thought about dave's trollnip lips as thoroughly as you have!

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU.
I WAS EXPLAINING THE SITUATION.
HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY "TROLLNIP"
HE SAID "TROLL CATNIP"
WHICH IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

[riseup]

i know he said troll catnip, i was making the joke better by shortening it to trollnip.
maybe i'll put this all in the joke book under the section "chuckle-worthy jokes about knights being stupid."

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
HOW MANY "JOKES" DOES THAT SECTION HAVE.

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, THAT REMINDS ME.
DID OLDER ALTERNATE YOU ACTUALLY PUT IN MY INCOMPLETE THOUGHT ABOUT CLOUDS.

[riseup]

it is filling up pretty fast, dude.
i can't help it if you guys are an endless source of inspiration!

[riseup]

he totally did and it was great.
you're such a jokester, karkat.
a really talented comedian in training.

[ihateyouetc]

IT WASN'T A JOKE!
I HAD A THOUGHT AND IT DISPERSED
LIKE A CLOUD
VANISHING INTO VAST EMPTY NOTHINGNESS LIKE EVERY OTHER SEMBLANCE OF REMOTELY INTELLIGENT THOUGHT WHENEVER I START THINKING ABOUT YOUR CLOUDY BULLSHIT.

[ihateyouetc]

WAS THAT FUR ON HIS LIP EVEN REAL.
IT LOOKED FAKE.
I WANTED TO TOUCH IT BUT THEN I RECONSIDERED SINCE THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WEIRD???
I DUNNO.

this was important before i left

[riseup]

the best jokes are ones that were never meant to be jokes at all, karkat.
colonel sassacre said so himself.

[riseup]

i think it was real?
man, i hope i can grow a sweet mustache like that one day.
you can pull it to make sure it's real when i do.