i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Gosh, you're right! I totally forgot to mention. When I kissed you I gave you a terri8le flesh-eating disease. Trolls are immune to it, 8ut you're pro8a8ly not! You are going to die horri8ly. Any last words?

[callbacks]

here lies dave strider
thank fucking god i dont have to live with the memory of locking lips with vriskas dead ugly face

[hypertoxic]

Hey!
Who are you calling ugly, you gross, lame, horri8le douche!
You're just upset that I proved you have even less game than Karkat does!
And that's really saying something!!!!!!!!

[callbacks]

actually if you havent noticed karkats kind of the shouty teenage pimpmobile of new moore
remember his roommates fuck marry kill game back last year

[hypertoxic]

........
Actually, yes.
That was such a clusterfuck.
Anyway, that isn't the point here.
That was a8out 8izarre human coupling rituals and murder, not make outs. Which seem to 8e a cross-species universal, for some reason.

[callbacks]

im just saying if marriage proposals were money karkat would be rolling it in

[hypertoxic]

No, you're trying to change the su8ject 8ecause you can't handle the truth!

[callbacks]

blah blah no im pointing out the logical flaw in your argument
karkats got plenty of game

[callbacks]

i mean jesus christ didnt jade say shed fuck him

[hypertoxic]

Wow.
Did she?
Haha, gross.

[hypertoxic]

Anyway, that is not the kind of game I meant and you should know it! Unless you are 8eing a 8lithering idiot today on top of awful, inane, and irrit8ing as usual.

[callbacks]

you know if i didnt know any better id almost think you were defensively trying to hurt my feelings
are you really that insecure vriska
its ok
get out there and own your looks

[hypertoxic]

Ugh.
IF I was doing that, and I'm not saying that I was, then that makes us even, don't you think? After your pathetic display of insecurity of 8eing a far crappier kisser than Karkat.

[hypertoxic]

........
Dave.
This is stupid.

[callbacks]

i noticed
ill stop if you stop

[hypertoxic]

Ok.
Fine.
We have a deal.

[callbacks]

cool
im glad were ending this discussion civilly because were grownups who know better

[hypertoxic]

8eacons of maturity, Dave.
That's us.

[callbacks]

duh

are troll cooties really a flesh eating disease

[hypertoxic]

No, you doofus.

[hypertoxic]

Come to think of it, John would 8e dead if they were.
Or would have died at some point, and come 8ack?
Whatever.

[callbacks]

oh good point
i guess i would have too
man
have any of us NOT kissed a troll???

[hypertoxic]

........
Did Rose and Jade?

[callbacks]

i dont
know

[riseup]

it was never just.
i am a glutton for pain.