i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[callbacks]

ok how about lysol
lysol is stronger than bleach right

[ihateyouetc]

IS THAT THE TREE ONE.

[callbacks]

what tree one

[ihateyouetc]

THE ONE WITH THE TREE IN IT.
I THINK IT HAD A TREE NAME ON THE LABEL.

[callbacks]

deciduous or evergreen

[ihateyouetc]

EVERGREEN.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN.
THAT REMINDED ME OF CAT GRASS.
I WONDER HOW SHE'S DOING.

[callbacks]

like some kind of spruce??

[callbacks]

katniss is probably ok
the parrot assholes were all flocking to me as usual and i think she was on the ship with all the shirtless guys
so the worst that couldve happened was she got more of an eyeful of her bros than she wanted

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH. THE KIND WITH THE SPIKY PODS THAT FALL ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE WALKING UNDER THEM.

[ihateyouetc]

OH OK. THAT'S GOOD. MAYBE CARLOS WAS THERE.

[callbacks]

like a pineapple?
theres pineapple scented cleaners i guess

[callbacks]

yeah probably
theyre basically surgically attached
plus the captain was definitely one of her friends
the canoe counselor guy who likes oreos
dib bumhorn right

1/SEVERAL ALSO THIS IS STUPID.

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK THAT'S IT.
THE YELLOWY BROWNY ORANGE PINEAPPLE ONE.
IT COMES IN OTHER FLAVORS THAT ARE LIKE...

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES???
I SAW THEM ALL NEXT TO EACH OTHER ONCE...

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S LIKE...
ORANGE SUNSHIT, YELLOW INFECTION, PREPOSTEROUSLY PUTRID PURPLE, AND SOME OTHER ONES THAT WERE LIKE BLUE, GREEN, AND PINK RESPECTIVELY???

[ihateyouetc]

UH.
SCENTS.
NOT FLAVORS.

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK THE PINK ONE WAS CALLED GARDEN MIGRAINE.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BUCK DOCKFUCK?
THEY HAVE REALLY WEIRD NAMES FOR HUMANS.
IT'S LIKE JOHANNA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A "NORMAL" HUMAN NAME.
I DON'T REFER TO HER BY NAME USUALLY SINCE I THINK NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
CARLOS IS PRETTY NORMAL FOR A NAME I GUESS CONSIDERING HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE NAMED THAT.

[callbacks]

are we talking about cleaning products or gushers

[callbacks]

im pretty sure no human name has the word fuck in it
though i dont know i could be wrong
im surprised so many trolls are named carlos though
what are the popularity statistics on that???

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, THOSE ARE SO DISGUSTING.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE CLEANING PRODUCT.
ALTHOUGH "GUSHERS" AND THE DIFFERENT PINEAPPLE CLEANING PRODUCTS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON SINCE BOTH OF THEM ARE INEDIBLE AND IT'S BASICALLY GUARANTEED SOME LOSER WILL CONSUME THEM ANYWAY.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH. MAYBE HIS NAME IS BUCK DIMBUM OR SOMETHING
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HIM.
BACK TO CARLOS.

[ihateyouetc]

RIGHT??? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.
I WONDER WHAT TELEVISION PROGRAMS WERE POPULAR WHEN ALL THE CARLOSES WERE HATCHED.
CARLOUSE? CARLI?
I FORGOT WHAT I DECIDED THE PLURAL WAS.
TOO BAD I CAN'T LOOK IT UP NOW SINCE WE'RE BASICALLY EXTINCT AND NO RECORDS OF OUR CIVILIZATION EXIST WHATSOEVER EXCEPT THE RANDOM TROLL MOVIES THAT SHOW UP HERE SOMETIMES.

[breadtrauma]

My name isn't Carlos.