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thoughtformed2013-09-15 04:47 pm
jungleopera) wrote in thoughtformed2013-09-15 04:47 pm
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001 ☆ intro
Golly this place sure feels like my old island except with a lot less monsters. Theyve even told me there are ruins about the place!! I cant wait to give them a good pillaging.
Truth be told that last situation in the game was frightful and i cant say im sad to be seeing its backside. Thank heavens that dirk and roxy are all right!! You made me fret something fierce. Though i suppose i might have worried you too. Dont worry im all here in one piece and waiting to see you all again with bells on!! Say has anyone seen hide or hair of jane?
If im here to stay then i might as well try to make a few new chums as well. Jolly good to meet all of you! The names english. Jake english. *winks.*
(Hehe ive always wanted to say that!!)
Truth be told that last situation in the game was frightful and i cant say im sad to be seeing its backside. Thank heavens that dirk and roxy are all right!! You made me fret something fierce. Though i suppose i might have worried you too. Dont worry im all here in one piece and waiting to see you all again with bells on!! Say has anyone seen hide or hair of jane?
If im here to stay then i might as well try to make a few new chums as well. Jolly good to meet all of you! The names english. Jake english. *winks.*
(Hehe ive always wanted to say that!!)
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How long have you and dirk been languishing away in this spectacular jungle abode? Do you think you could spare some time to show me around the place and get me acquainted with the locals??
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but yea
i can tear myself away from my busy social schedule to show u around
gonna hafta ask dstrid urself tho
guy keeps his ayplanner mad tight
among other thingssss lol
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it sounds worse than it is tbh
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Schoolfeeding? You mean...real school??
Well bust my buttons but if that isnt the most interesting thing ive heard yet and ive heard a great deal of interesting things today! Ive wanted to go to school for ages. The real teenage experience and all!! When do we start??
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she will prob b here soon
cant have a partay w/o our janey
u can prob start tomorrow
kinda mandatory
but the learnservers are less despotic overlards
and more qt dudes in suits n ties
swoooonnn
plus!!!!!! u get 2 meet my mom
can't do green text atm sorry
Your mom?? Jumping jehosephat!! I'd be pleased as punch to make her acquaintance!
Is... Is my grandma here too?
no worries!!
lol she will be psyched to meet u 2
umm no grandma yet
but im sure she will b here soon!!!!
this place does fun things with ages tho so she will prob be young here
like my mom is my daughter here too??
momdaughtre
so yours will be a...... grandmadaughter?
Re: no worries!!
Holy toledo i cant wait for tomorrow. I wonder if well be in the same class?? Wouldnt that be a hoot!
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psyched to have u here english
how long before u peace out to live in the wild?
emergin only for bad movies n shortshorts purchasin
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Hahahaha! I knew you couldn't resist coming 8ack. :::;)
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Aranea if thats you i dont think we should talk anymore.
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Huh.
That's different.
No. I am not my dancestor.
My name is Vriska.
And I am sort of surprised to see that you don't want to hear from her. That was not your attitude the last time you were here.
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Oh im getting this all backwards. Its a pleasure to make your acquaintance vriska!!
I beg your pardon but...'last time i was here??' Im not quite sure what youre on about.
As far as i can recall ive been in the game for the past while and then i woke up here just this morning.
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It's complic8ed. Though I suppose you may know something about 8izarre relations if you've gotten further in the game.
Anyway, don't worry a8out it. Haha. It happens to everyone who leaves and returns. They do not remem8er their time 8efore. 8ut you have 8een to this island.
Don't worry a8out whatever the hell was going on when you left. Hahahahahahahaha. It will 8asically just go on as it was already supposed to.
What did Aranea do to you, Jake?
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I suppose ill take your word for it miss vriska! Though i cant see how i could forget such a lovely island hideaway especially if it has such pleasant inhabitants like yourself.
Er. *stage whispers.* If youre here does that mean araneas here too?
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Call it magical island 8ullshit if you want. We don't really have a say in it!
Anyway. No. My dancestor WAS here, and then she disappeared, whenever the hell that was. A lot of people do that. It's sort of a thing.
Answer my question.
can't do green text atm sorry
Er well its not much to tell really!! All water under the bridge you know. Its best to leave whats past in the past and all!
How about you miss vriska how has the jungle life been treating you?
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What 'last situation' are you talking about?
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Hells bells dirk everythings been such a mess since we went god tier!!
Jane got her head turned by the batterwitch and became some evil lady in red spouting off the worst codswallop ive ever heard!! Things about wanting jane and me to tie the knot and make babies and then shed conquer the entire universe!!
She wouldnt even let me put on a decent pair of shorts and it was drafty as all getout when i was in the hoosegow!!!
It was like trickster mode except she was EVIL and then your brain ghost splinter appeared out of thin air! I thought he might fix my wagon but he was about as useful as a sack of wet mice!
You kept telling me to put up my dukes and stand up to jane but i didnt WANT to! I never wanted to hurt anybody especially not my friend even if she was evil!! I just wanted to go HOME and i didnt know where you or roxy were and i was worried that jane or my evil grandma had captured you too!!
And then just when i thought things had really hit rock bottom that sexy blue spider girl showed up. But instead of saving me she just tried to KISS me!! Holy sapoleo why cant anybody keep their mitts off me for one hot second!!!
Then there was an awful lot of light and now im here feeling like ive been ridden hard and put away wet and im not quite sure how to make heads or tails of the whole kettle of fish!
But jesus joseph and mary dirk im so glad to see you safe and sound and not as some figment of my imagination that keeps talking about my legs!!!!
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You are?
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as you are friends with the kind lady roxy
and sir dirk who i do not believe i have actually spoken to,
i would like to extend a formal greeting!
welcome old returning new citizen of new moore.
please do not question any "fictional" talk it is mostly bs and far too meta.
Yells oh my god they are going to be the best weirdly-formal-language friends
No need to stand on formality with me my good fellow just jake is fine!!! Besides i daresay with such florid verbage you must certainly be my senior and better and and theres no way i could stand for such deference from that quarter!!
Any friend of roxy and dirk is a friend of mine and its a pleasure to make your acquaintance mister or missus...er...sorry but what IS your name?
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all people are equals and deserve to be politely addressed as sir by me even if i hold an impressive title like 'mayor' and you are younger.
i am a mister. thank you for not assuming gender though.
annnnnd a million years late HELLO
hi again jake, i am john.
that was a sweet bond reference you just made.