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Ok, at the risk of inviting some sort of ne8ulous cosmic and/or magic spiteful island wrath that may or may not have tentacles and 8e grim as fuck,
I am so fucking 8OOOOOOOORED.
And other than throwing Eridan off a 8uilding for kicks, I can't think of anything to do. ::::\
School is stupid, and parties are stupid, why was homecoming even a thing?
Ok, whatever. Point is, what is there to do right now that isn't stupid.

Hey, w8 a second.
According to the still super dum8 and always will 8e super dum8 human calendar d8, I've 8een here almost a whole year now.
What a weird anniversary to have.
I guess this is where I am supposed to say, "here's to another year of getting pulled kicking and screaming into a television, and stupid parties everyone gets invited to for some reason where the school guidance counselor always wins the popularity contest, and everyone gets turned into horri8le monsters sometimes, all while you mostly lose and only occasionally regain the people you actually give a shit a8out,"
8ut fuck that.
That said,
I guess I am fine with sticking around.
Oh.
I guess I should head this off 8efore it even starts.
No, Mayor. You can't throw a party for this. Or a parade. Or anything!
Or if there has to 8e a cele8ration, you are 8anned from running it. And that's final!

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get a hobby

I thought throwing you off a 8uilding was a good one! D::::
Shit. Now I will have to start all over.

thats not a hobby
it is a one time area of interest and youre not allowwed to do it im serious!!!!

Eridan, am I detecting distress?
::::)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

May8e I will throw YOU off a 8uilding instead.

over our very living bodies!

Yeah yeah, whatever. Yours and Dave's and whoever the hell else's.
I do not know what all of you see in that asshole.

GASP
mister mayor dont listen to her
shes crazy

He is an o8noxious, over8earing, pointless........
You know what, forget it.
If I keep talking all I will do is summon Dave. Somehow.

you rang

No.
Go away.

you dont mean that
hey you said you were bored
you wanna go

If one more person tells me what I do or do not mean or want today, heads will start rolling.
Go????????

go
a multipurpose action word that in this case means take it to the roof and work it off
strifeways

Yeah, ok. Why not.
At least when you go sailing off the roof no one will lose their shit at me.

bros been trying to launch me off roofs for fifteen years
what makes you think you can do better

I have the power to knock you out whenever I want, and I could literally just throw your sleeping 8ody off the roof????
Not that I'm saying I would do that.
8ut I could.
::::)

ok no weve gone down that road before
youll just end up buried under a roof sized pile of snoozing backup daves and thus id win by default
that strategy is as lame as it is boring i demand it be struck from all possible strife itineraries present and future

are you guys fighting over the mayor's honor?

not without me they arent!!!

no one ever did let me pummel karkat for moms honor
cant i at least have this one

No!

YOUR GLASSES ARE PROBABLY OFF.
YOU MIGHT NEED A THICKER PAIR.

I can see just fine, fuck you!

YOU PROBABLY READ THAT WRONG.
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE SO HORRENDOUS.
YOU SHOULD GET MULTIPLE PAIRS OF GLASSES.
BUY A SET OF EIGHT.
EACH ONE STRONGER THAN THE LAST.

AND PUT THEM ALL ON AT ONCE.