important!!

[dontmccallmyname]

Do you like cuddling dogs? Cats? Other adorable animals? Then Paws! would probably be a great place to volunteer!!


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I—look, my boss told me to say it like that, but basically we have a lot of animals to take care of, and it's getting more difficult to do it by ourselves, so, if you ever have time and want to help out, we'd be super grateful. It's pretty fun. And it looks pretty good on paper?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
i could cuddle cats 4 cash
no thanx on the pups tho

[dontmccallmyname]

Well, you can cuddle just the cats, but all the other animals can use taking care of, too.

[fuckincakewake]

i dunnnnnno
never really been a dog person either :/
maybe u can pay me like 50%??

Audio.

[badnewsboy]

[this is the sound of clapping, Scott Mccall.]

[dontmccallmyname]

Don't say anything. I know.

[badnewsboy]

Am I hired?

[freakystrong]

D --> Do you have hoofbeasts

[dontmccallmyname]

...depends on what you mean by hoofbeasts?

[freakystrong]

D --> Beasts with hooves
D --> I am especially fond of horses

[badnewsboy]

I'm sure he has a wide variety.

[dontmccallmyname]

Do you know what those are?

[freakystrong]

D --> Do you think so
D --> Oh, that would be e%quisite

[riseup]

are there any bunnies at the shelter?

[dontmccallmyname]

There are a lot of bunnies. Some of them stayed after the whole bunny invasion thing.

[riseup]

i will hug every single bunny for free!!!

[riseup]

i mean rabbit.
every single rabbit.

[cawmemaybe]

if all the cats dont end up hating me you can put me down under the maybe category

[dontmccallmyname]

The cats were pretty difficult with me to start with, it just takes a little time.

I'll make a maybe column for you.

[cawmemaybe]

theyll prolly be able to smell the bird all over me
and itll jumpstart their instincts to chase me around and shit
thanks

[librariansheart]

Oh, poor things! Do you have enough supplies for them? I might be able to help there, and I could certainly come help out on the weekends, or sometimes after work in the evenings. Maybe you could reach out to the students when school lets out for the summer - some of them will want some volunteer work on their resumes and college applications, I would think.

[dontmccallmyname]

We generally have enough stuff, but I don't think we'd say no to more.

That would be really great of you, thanks so much!

[librariansheart]

Well maybe just a general donation, then. All right, when do you open on the weekends? Would it be all right if I came by around 10 a.m.?

[rocketchair]

i KNOW IT DOESN'T PAY,
bUT IF i VOLUNTEER HERE,
wILL i GET TO, uHH, dO STUFF,
bECAUSE i AM VERY GOOD WITH BEASTS,
i CAN COMMUNE WITH THEM, iN FACT,
bUT RIGHT NOW ALL i DO IS STAND AROUND WITH COATS ON MY HEAD,
aND i WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE,

[dontmccallmyname]

That is awesome.

[dontmccallmyname]

The communing with beasts thing, I mean. Not the whole...you being a coatrack thing. That sounds kind of rough.

But yeah, come in and volunteer with us! If you wanna just apply for a job instead of like, volunteering, that's cool, too.