important!!

[dontmccallmyname]

Do you like cuddling dogs? Cats? Other adorable animals? Then Paws! would probably be a great place to volunteer!!


...


I—look, my boss told me to say it like that, but basically we have a lot of animals to take care of, and it's getting more difficult to do it by ourselves, so, if you ever have time and want to help out, we'd be super grateful. It's pretty fun. And it looks pretty good on paper?

Comments

[freakystrong]

D --> My time is very limited
D --> But I could certainly set some aside to groom magnificent hoofbeasts
D --> I did not realize horrorterrors cared for animals
D --> Or had girlfriends
D --> I am beginning to suspect you are duplicitous

[badnewsboy]

Allowing you to reach your own conclusions can hardly be seen as duplicitous. You called me human and I'm not. I'm a god.

Besides, Scott needs help! It would be good to help him. That's the most pressing matter at hand.

[freakystrong]

D --> You told me you had tentacles
D --> Agreeing with falsely made assumptions is duplicitous
D --> You will cease

[badnewsboy]

We remember things differently. You told me I had tentacles, and I merely didn't wish to dash your hopes and dreams. You have my sincerest apologies for the lack thereof.

[freakystrong]

D --> Yes
D --> Your apology is a%eptable

[badnewsboy]

[... really.]

Er... Yes. I'm full of acceptable apologies.