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[smellslikearmani]

So let me get this straight...

I've been kidnapped. I'll probably never see my family or friends again. You're trying to scar me emotionally by telling me that I'm not real. And on top of all that, you still expect me to go to school? With other students who will never see their family or friends again and are also being told they're not real?

Yeah, sounds completely healthy. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

Something else will break the 'stupidest thing' record before long.

[smellslikearmani]

Like what?

[notjohnsmith]

The first example that comes to mind is people being kidnapped by television.

[smellslikearmani]

That doesn't even sound possible.

[notjohnsmith]

Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to have stopped it from happening.

[duckface]

Danny?

[smellslikearmani]

...Woah... Lydia?

[duckface]

Obviously. Jackson and Allison are here too.

[smellslikearmani]

Seriously? When did you guys get here?

[duckface]

Don't tell me you didn't notice your friends were gone.

[smellslikearmani]

No... I know I just saw Jackson at practice.

[duckface]

Yeah, that's not possible. He's been here.

[smellslikearmani]

Nope, I swear it was this afternoon. You and Allison were in school today, too.

[duckface]

We were here too.

[smellslikearmani]

Well I wasn't hallucinating my entire day. How long have you been here?

[subspaceflowers]

It totally is stupid, isn't it? Wouldn't be so bad if we could actually leave, though.

[smellslikearmani]

So there really isn't any way out of here?

[subspaceflowers]

Not that any of us have found yet. You just get here?

[smellslikearmani]

Great...

Yeah, I woke up in the hospital after lacrosse practice this afternoon. I take it that's normal?

[cocaptained]

Danny!

[smellslikearmani]

Dude... what is actually going on here? Lydia's acting like I'm crazy for apparently not noticing that you guys have been gone for a while.

[bearnaked]

But just think of all the new experiences you will have here!! Like Teddie is gonna learn how to drive a car!!!!!!!!!

[smellslikearmani]

Uhh.. I already have my license. Couldn't you have driven a car at home?

[bearnaked]

Teddie has only had a human body for about a year now!

[bearnaked]

It was a little hard driving with paws.

[sagittarium]

It's nice to see a familiar face.

[smellslikearmani]

You too..

Is this place really as crazy as it sounds?

[sagittarium]

Yep, pretty much. The stories don't do it justice, really.

[stilestilinski]

Whoa! Danny! Hey!

[smellslikearmani]

...Stiles?

This is getting ridiculous. Your dad doesn't know you're here, does he?

[stilestilinski]

Unfortunately not. I'm probably in ridiculous amounts of trouble at this point though.

Nice to see you though...? I guess. Yeah, let's focus on the positive I guess.

[dontmccallmyname]

Well, if it helps you kind of are gonna see your friends again?

[duckface]

Yeah, no, you guys don't count.

[dontmccallmyname]

I was talking about you guys!

[smellslikearmani]

It looks that way...

[riseup]

i promise it is actually pretty fun once you get past the part where everything sucks.

[smellslikearmani]

Really? What's so much fun about being kidnapped?

[riseup]

it is easier if you don't look at it as being kidnapped.

[riseup]

but think about it!
you will meet all sorts of people who you never would have met otherwise.
you can get to know people from your world who you probably wouldn't have been able to back home.
people who are dead get to come back to life.
there are some pretty shitty things about new moore, but i still think that the good outweighs the bad.

[riseup]

anyway, i'm john, we are roommates.

[the_cat]

You and me both. They could at least try to be a little more creative if they're going to put the effort into kidnapping us.