text;

[ohmycod]

hey all you new bassholes stop freaking out for a sec

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[chosenthird]

We're working on a bartering system now?

[ohmycod]

look
half of these losers probubbly dont got no actual local dough
so were gonna have to get creative when it comes to milkin this rock that is a billiob peeps showing up ok
if its shiny or valuable bam exchanged for cake got it

[riseup]

why are you doing this to me personally????????

[ohmycod]

i just dont efin
are you gonna do this every time???

[librariansheart]

Oh, do these count for the police station?

[ohmycod]

AUGH
sigh
i mean
I GU---ESS?
S)(OR--E whatever

[librariansheart]

Oh, wonderful! Thank you! We're definitely going to need something to keep everyone going. We really shouldn't eat pizza all week.

[fuckincakewake]

ho shit
that ones a fish

[ohmycod]

yeah it is
glad you noticed pinky
i was goin for a fish thing there
thought it might be too subtle tho

[fuckincakewake]

nothin about u is subtle meens

[hypertoxic]

Wow.

[ohmycod]

i know right
fuckin clawesome

[hypertoxic]

That sure is a word you just used to descri8e these eyesores.
Lol. I mean "works of art."

[unmasking]

I don't even know what this is for.

[ohmycod]

can you not read

[unmasking]

You're missing half the letters!

And what's B.C.?

[inanimum]

I... I don't know what I'm looking at.

[ohmycod]

D--ELICIOUS BAK--ED GOODS AR--E ON SAL---E
cod my consumer base are idiots

[inanimum]

Oh.. you sell cakes and stuff?

Your sale sign.. kind of confused me.

[maiditoutalive]

wow that is definitely hard to ignore

[ohmycod]

thats advertising in a clamshell

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[bonapartiste]

[What Marius believes to be an advertisement of some sort is a bit too garish for his eyes, glimmering somehow, and he has to hold it away from his face. Worst, even though he's assumed it to be selling something, as it says '25% off' and contains the American symbol for money...it's not in French, definitely not completely in English, either, as he dosn't understand much of it. 'Bak--ed'? 'Coddamn'? 'Bassholes'?

Marius is thoroughly confused.]

What is the meaning of this picture?

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[ohmycod]

oh my cod
youre illiterate and yet youre texting me
that is legit impressive
if i had known all the newbies couldnt read id have just put up a picture

CAK--E GOOD CAK--E C)(--EAP --EAT CAK--E YUM

those coupons are the greatest

[tookthename]

The Avengers thank you for your contribution.

[She may have just stopped in and bought enough baked goods to feed 3 Hulks]

[thneed]

Aw. Green fish cupcake.