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[ohmycod]

hey all you new bassholes stop freaking out for a sec

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please explain typing quirks to marius he is a big dumb

[bonapartiste]

I beg your pardon? I'm far from illiterate.

[He inspects her message a few more times, and finds that if he takes away some symbols he doesn't understand, he recognizes quite a few of the words.]

I do enjoy cake.

If I may ask, why are you writing in such a way?

ok

[ohmycod]

you freakin humans and your weird bass nonsense
ok imma explain you a thing so you betta pay attention cause i aint doin it twice

first thing to know is im an alien fish princess
these )( are my royal bass symbols and totes betta than your uppercase h
T)(-------ES------E are my royal coddamn tridents

Re: ok

[bonapartiste]

[The concept of non-human sentient life hasn't ever even occurred to Marius, so he's left with a gaping mouth for quite a while.

If what this girl says is to be true, though, it appears this city has even more for him to learn about it than he'd ever expected.]

I see. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you then, princess.

For what reason are you selling cakes? Has your fortune disappeared?

[Perhaps a rebellion like the one Enjolras wanted to enact had been successful wherever she was from, and her family was forced out.]

[ohmycod]

yeah bassically
gotta make up for it with this entrepreneurial gig

[bonapartiste]

...bassically.

You said you were a princess of fish, am I correct? Do your kind insert names of fish into different words?