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[ohmycod]

hey all you new bassholes stop freaking out for a sec

Comments

[inanimum]

I... I don't know what I'm looking at.

[ohmycod]

D--ELICIOUS BAK--ED GOODS AR--E ON SAL---E
cod my consumer base are idiots

[inanimum]

Oh.. you sell cakes and stuff?

Your sale sign.. kind of confused me.

[ohmycod]

AUG)(
ok whatever
point is you got it now
yeah cakes and stuff
i am all about cakes and stuff ok

[inanimum]

Um... okay. What's the special? Or... do you have South Gate Bundt Cake?

[ohmycod]

ok the special is everyfin is twenty five perchcent off jeez
ive got bundt cakes comin outta my bundt but if you want somefin custom made youre gonna have to give me deets to work with
i aint never heard of no south gate

[inanimum]

N-no, I mean... uh.. oh gee...

U-um... well then I guess I'll just take a slice of regular bundt cake then.. Whatever one's best.

[ohmycod]

aight
what you got to pay for it

[inanimum]

U-um.. I think I've got about... 300 gil.

What will that get me?

[ohmycod]

what the heck is a gill
er
gil

[inanimum]

It's... um.. it's a little gold coin. Do you... do you take gold coins?

[ohmycod]

do i take gold coins
DO I TAK--E GOLD COINS
can a salmon swim???

you get yourshellf five bundt cakes for those coins ok

[inanimum]

O-oh! Really? Five whole cakes? Wow. I wasn't expecting that.

Maybe I can find someone to share with...

[ohmycod]

you can throw em at people for all i care

[inanimum]

N-no. I couldn't do that! That wouldn't be... That's mean!

[ohmycod]

hey whatevs point is once the transaction is done i dont care what you do with the goods

[inanimum]

Oh... um.. okay.

Do they throw cakes a lot, where you're from?