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[symbioteclone]

Will the real Gwen Stacy please stand up?

Oh wait, I guess technically I don't count.

Comments

[unmasking]

You count!

[unmasking]

Other Gwen drops abstract mathematics into conversations!

[unmasking]

But you're still the first Gwen in my heart.

[unmasking]

So hi.

[symbioteclone]

1) Who the fuck are you, because you're not Peter Parker, because he's dead, so...
2) Fuck off, and
3) I would never. Seriously, I'm not even sure what abstract mathematics are. Did we even learn that in high school? Who the hell does she think she is?

[unmasking]

Uh, so. I am Peter Parker. Just somehow slightly less ... not dead Peter Parker. So there's another Peter Parker and I'm pretty sure he is alive so I guess now he knows I'm the dead Peter Parker, yay.

[unmasking]

And I'm not actually sure how old she is. But I don't think she did it to offend you.

She's really nice!

[everythingspandex]

How does anyone stay sane here?

But you count. Sure. Like there's a real Peter and there's another real Peter and then there's my Gwen and you Gwen and everyone's real.

[symbioteclone]

I guess I feel real enough. The technicality is a bit of a long story.

You seem a bit cooler than my Peter, though.

[unmasking]

How is that a cool comment!

[unmasking]

... Not that you're not cool other me, I just need to know for empirical purposes ...

[symbioteclone]

Peter. Look at your post, and then look at his post to the network.

[everythingspandex]

I'm sure it doesn't mean 'fake' in any case.

What? Me? I'm not sure I'm the cooler one.

[symbioteclone]

Really? Because the short story is I'm a clone.

I'm positive you're the cooler one. I lived with that Peter, I'm an expert on this.

[notdogmatic]

Are you sitting down?

[symbioteclone]

Well aren't you a smart aleck.

[notdogmatic]

What is an aleck?

[symbioteclone]

Seriously?

It's a figure of speech. Look it up.

[swordhappy]

I do not even see the basis by which someone wold not count, so this is foolish.

[symbioteclone]

Taking a look at the network, everyone here is pretty screwy, so I'll be honest: I'm a clone.

[arachnologist]

Um.

I can stay seated. Seriously. It's -- or we could both stand up?

[symbioteclone]

Don't worry, I was mostly joking, anyway. Pretty weird, huh.

[unmasking]

This is so weird.

[symbioteclone]

It's one thing to see like, alternate universe Kitty, but another thing when we all have doubles floating around.

[arachnologist]

Unbelievably weird. I am never going to get over this. This is like something out of a terrible 90's movie cliche. Parent Trap levels of contrived.