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[symbioteclone]

Will the real Gwen Stacy please stand up?

Oh wait, I guess technically I don't count.

Comments

[unmasking]

You count!

[unmasking]

Other Gwen drops abstract mathematics into conversations!

[unmasking]

But you're still the first Gwen in my heart.

[unmasking]

So hi.

[symbioteclone]

1) Who the fuck are you, because you're not Peter Parker, because he's dead, so...
2) Fuck off, and
3) I would never. Seriously, I'm not even sure what abstract mathematics are. Did we even learn that in high school? Who the hell does she think she is?

[everythingspandex]

How does anyone stay sane here?

But you count. Sure. Like there's a real Peter and there's another real Peter and then there's my Gwen and you Gwen and everyone's real.

[unmasking]

Uh, so. I am Peter Parker. Just somehow slightly less ... not dead Peter Parker. So there's another Peter Parker and I'm pretty sure he is alive so I guess now he knows I'm the dead Peter Parker, yay.

[unmasking]

And I'm not actually sure how old she is. But I don't think she did it to offend you.

She's really nice!

[symbioteclone]

How can I tell you you're dead and you're just okay with it?!

[unmasking]

Because I'm dead? There. Not here.

[symbioteclone]

Wait, you mean you died and then showed up here?

... Does that mean I'm dead too? I don't remember dying. Well, I mean. I don't remember dying a second time.

[symbioteclone]

I guess I feel real enough. The technicality is a bit of a long story.

You seem a bit cooler than my Peter, though.

[unmasking]

No, I'm pretty sure there would be a string of "how am I alive?" posts. So I think it's just me.

[symbioteclone]

[symbioteclone]

I'm glad to have you back. It's been really, really rough.

[unmasking]

I ... thought it might be.

I'm sorry, Gwen.

[unmasking]

How is that a cool comment!

[unmasking]

... Not that you're not cool other me, I just need to know for empirical purposes ...

[symbioteclone]

It's not like you asked to be shot.

[unmasking]

No, but I kind of jumped in the way of it.

[unmasking]

But I didn't ask to be left lying there by Captain America!

[symbioteclone]

Peter. Look at your post, and then look at his post to the network.

[unmasking]

I think I need you to spell it out.

[notdogmatic]

Are you sitting down?

[symbioteclone]

Well aren't you a smart aleck.