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[badtaste]

Um. Hi. My name is Miles. I don't really know what to think about this whole thing about everybody being fictional, so is it okay if I just ignore it? I think if my life really was fictional I would be a lot better at chemistry and maybe less scared of heights, you know??

Anyway, I have a question! Is it true that people you knew back home can end up here with you? I figure if my best friend was here he would have texted me by now, but Ganke if you ARE here and you haven't texted me because you're busy building some awesome giant Lego creation that's really cool and I want to see it or maybe you're still mad at me but either way you should really text me!! Like now!!

And if Ganke Lee isn't here, then maybe there's a guy named Nick Fury?? I know that there are more than one of them in different universes, but I'd prefer to talk to the black one if possible. No offense if you're the white version!! I just don't know you!!

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[ Text Message: Miles Morales ]

[symbioteclone]

Okay I got this number from your Facebook, and 1) I can't believe one of the first things you do when you show up is create a Facebook, and 2) Tell me the last thing you remember.

[ Text Message: Miles Morales ]

[symbioteclone]

It's Gwen, btw.

[ Text Message: Gwen Stacy ]

[badtaste]

Everybody has a Facebook!! Am I supposed to just not have a Facebook because I'm fictional now??

[unmasking]

How can there be a white Nick Fury?

[unmasking]

But no, he's not here. Probably.

[unmasking]

Which, honestly, word of advice: Maybe you shouldn't rely on him.

1/a few

[badtaste]

 

[badtaste]

 

[ Text Message: Peter Parker ]

[symbioteclone]

Remember how we were going to talk about the other Spider-Man later? I think this is "later".

text message; hi peter.

[everythingspandex]

Did I ever mention how SERIOUSLY messed up your world is?

text message; srsly peter

[everythingspandex]

Also.
Sulking is for when the kid who followed in your footsteps and probably wanted your approval doesn't know you're doing it. You're making us look like assholes. Just saying.

[text message; sorry about next time you check your phone, peter]

[arachnologist]

Hey. Listen. I know this is probably pretty tough for you, so.

I'm here.

[text message; but seriously you shouldn't just ditch it]

[arachnologist]

But. Don't be upset with Miles. He's just the sweetest kid.

Also he has got to be, what, twelve? Maybe? He seems so young.

[everythingspandex]

Alternate versions of people can switch races?

[badtaste]

I guess so?? I only ever met one alternate person before!!

[veryproud]

Your Nick Fury isn't here right now but I can take any messages for him.

[badtaste]

Um... mostly I wanted to try and figure out why I'm on this crazy island?? But maybe that question doesn't have an answer.

If you see black Nick Fury, though, I guess just tell him that Miles Morales is here??

[badtaste]

Wait, do you know a white Miles Morales??

[badtaste]

Oh my god!! What if everybody has a white version of themselves somewhere!!

[badnewsboy]

You've talked yourself out of your existential crisis. Congratulations! Your new Midgardian I've-overcome-my-existential-crisis-and-accepted-my-not-fictional-existence wear comes in two colors. Green and light green!

I'm out of green, though.

[badtaste]

Um... I guess I'll take the light green, then??

[notvictorious]

Most people ignore the who fictional thing. And yeah, your friends can show up, so if the uh 150+ comments above mine aren't from your friends, they'll probably be here eventually.

[badtaste]

Weirdly, only one of those people is my friend. The others are... alternate versions.

[peckish4action]

Yeah, well, you can ignore it until it turns out somebody has read about you or watched a TV show with you or something.

Then it gets weird.

But other than that, hi, Miles, I'm Dick, Dick Grayson. And, yeah, sometimes people you know might show up. Also people you don't know but know you.

yeah miles boring except for the parts where YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN

[badtaste]

I feel like a tv show about me would be pretty boring. Like, I live at school, it'd pretty much be me going to class, and then studying, and then sleeping, and then back to class...

Nice to meet you, Dick. What do you mean about people you don't know but who know you??