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[badtaste]

Um. Hi. My name is Miles. I don't really know what to think about this whole thing about everybody being fictional, so is it okay if I just ignore it? I think if my life really was fictional I would be a lot better at chemistry and maybe less scared of heights, you know??

Anyway, I have a question! Is it true that people you knew back home can end up here with you? I figure if my best friend was here he would have texted me by now, but Ganke if you ARE here and you haven't texted me because you're busy building some awesome giant Lego creation that's really cool and I want to see it or maybe you're still mad at me but either way you should really text me!! Like now!!

And if Ganke Lee isn't here, then maybe there's a guy named Nick Fury?? I know that there are more than one of them in different universes, but I'd prefer to talk to the black one if possible. No offense if you're the white version!! I just don't know you!!

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[badtaste]

Are you... you know. I mean, I guess if you're not, then you don't know, but I met an old version of you once and he was, so... are you??

[everythingspandex]

Wait. Okay. I'm.... not? Unless you're asking about that- then yes? But not that other thing. Or is it that thing? Um. What was the question again?

[badtaste]

I mean the thing that's a secret. The... secret thing. Because I'm that secret thing too, but if you're not then I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be talking about it??

[badtaste]

This is really confusing!!

[everythingspandex]

I think I grasped it.

Yes, to the secret thing. Definitely that thing. Which means you're -- Peter number two's ...two? Or am I Peter number two now? Please don't tell me Miles isn't just a nickname and you're secretly another Peter.

[badtaste]

No, I'm definitely Miles Morales. I'm from the same place as the other Peter. I kind of took over for him?? Gwen said it was okay but now that I've talked to him I think he might be kind of upset about it.

... Is it okay with you??

[everythingspandex]

I think he's got something against Fury guys. [ or it's the fact you seem kind of young and now there's a kid taking on his responsibilities and putting himself in danger :C ] I wouldn't worry about it until he cools off and talks to you.

Okay with me? Well, it- I mean. I'm kind of a different breed here? But uh.
Yeah. Gwen said it was okay so it would have to be.

[badtaste]

Okay, good. It was okay with the other-other you that I met. The old one.

[everythingspandex]

How old? I'm older than the other Peter here. Probably a wise-age thing.

everyone over 20 looks SO OLD when you're 14

[badtaste]

Like, 40?? I don't know, I didn't ask.

[everythingspandex]

Did he look good for 40?

[badtaste]

Yeah, I guess?? He was still, you know. Doing the secret thing. We kind of accidentally fought a little.

[everythingspandex]

Who won?

[badtaste]

Um, me. But I kind of have an unfair advantage.

[everythingspandex]

Do you?

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[badtaste]

I have a venom sting.

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[everythingspandex]

[ ?????? ]

Okay.

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[everythingspandex]

What's a venom sting?

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[badtaste]

I can touch someone and sort of... temporarily paralyze them??

It really comes in handy.

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[everythingspandex]

Oh! Venom. Like. Okay.

That's actually really cool. Is it something you do or is it a gadget?

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[badtaste]

It's all me.

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[everythingspandex]

Do you have to bite the guy?

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[badtaste]

No!! I just touch them and sort of - do it.

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[everythingspandex]

Do you have to concentrate on it? You can touch things without doing it, right?

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[badtaste]

Yeah, I can do it at will. It's easy.