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[badtaste]

Um. Hi. My name is Miles. I don't really know what to think about this whole thing about everybody being fictional, so is it okay if I just ignore it? I think if my life really was fictional I would be a lot better at chemistry and maybe less scared of heights, you know??

Anyway, I have a question! Is it true that people you knew back home can end up here with you? I figure if my best friend was here he would have texted me by now, but Ganke if you ARE here and you haven't texted me because you're busy building some awesome giant Lego creation that's really cool and I want to see it or maybe you're still mad at me but either way you should really text me!! Like now!!

And if Ganke Lee isn't here, then maybe there's a guy named Nick Fury?? I know that there are more than one of them in different universes, but I'd prefer to talk to the black one if possible. No offense if you're the white version!! I just don't know you!!

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everyone over 20 looks SO OLD when you're 14

[badtaste]

Like, 40?? I don't know, I didn't ask.

[everythingspandex]

Did he look good for 40?

[badtaste]

Yeah, I guess?? He was still, you know. Doing the secret thing. We kind of accidentally fought a little.

[everythingspandex]

Who won?

[badtaste]

Um, me. But I kind of have an unfair advantage.

[everythingspandex]

Do you?

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[badtaste]

I have a venom sting.

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[everythingspandex]

[ ?????? ]

Okay.

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[everythingspandex]

What's a venom sting?

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[badtaste]

I can touch someone and sort of... temporarily paralyze them??

It really comes in handy.

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[everythingspandex]

Oh! Venom. Like. Okay.

That's actually really cool. Is it something you do or is it a gadget?

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[badtaste]

It's all me.

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[everythingspandex]

Do you have to bite the guy?

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[badtaste]

No!! I just touch them and sort of - do it.

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[everythingspandex]

Do you have to concentrate on it? You can touch things without doing it, right?

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[badtaste]

Yeah, I can do it at will. It's easy.

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[everythingspandex]

That's so cool.

Wait. How'd you get bit by a spider? Did you do it on purpose?

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[badtaste]

Why would I do that on purpose?? It just... happened. Like I was eating a popsicle and then there was a spider and it bit me and my mouth got all foamy and I fainted and then I woke up and had powers.

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[everythingspandex]

No. I mean. Of course, you wouldn't do that on purpose. Who would? Where would you even get the spider? And ...really? While eating a popsicle? Where was this?

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[badtaste]

Um, at my uncle's apartment. I got into a charter school and we were celebrating. Brooklyn Visions Academy? It's a really good school.

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[everythingspandex]

Congrats on getting in that, man.

And your uncle...? [ don't be dead don't be dead ]

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[badtaste]

It was a lottery. I'm not really that smart.

My uncle isn't around anymore. He died. [SORRY PETER]

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[everythingspandex]

Congrats on winning the lottery? You're probably smarter than you think.

Sorry. [ THAT IS NOT OKAY ]

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[badtaste]

It's okay. Things were... complicated. It's just me and my dad now.

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[everythingspandex]

[ at least he's still got a dad?? BUT STILL.
agggghhhgti. just going to worry about miles forever from now on ]

You two are doing okay, right?