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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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[subspaceflowers]

Spider-man? really? How do you know?

[ricinbeans]

'Cause I grew up reading the comics? Who didn't?

[subspaceflowers]

Me, I guess? I mean, I know who he is, sorta, but superheroes were never a huge thing for me.

Is he cool?

[symbioteclone]

Wait, we're comics? What happened to me in your world?

Gwen Stacy, by the way.

[everythingspandex]

Um.

[ ixnay on the iderspay ]

[ricinbeans]

Dude.

[everythingspandex]

Hi. Yeah. So. I'm Peter. But if Spider-Man actually really was your roommate he probably wouldn't appreciate you literally announcing that out loud to the entire place.... I mean what are secret identities even? We just don't know.

[laheyoneonme]

...Your roommate is Spider-Man?

[ricinbeans]

Nah, my mistake, he's just a dude.

[unmasking]

No, he's not.

Audio

[cloneororiginal]

[She shouldn't be doing this, but damnit it's been a while since she's done something like this.]

Got any of the right ones on hand?

audio

[ricinbeans]

[ LOOOOONG PAAAAAUSE ]

The right ones, for, like— for cooking? Uh, Juanes is probably your best bet.

[notvictorious]

Sucks, I met him once. He was a cool super hero.

[ricinbeans]

Yo, seriously? Some guys got all the luck.

[unmasking]

... Who are you again?

[unmasking]

No, I'm Spider-Man.

[ricinbeans]

Wait, seriously?

[everythingspandex]

Is that how we're doing this?

[arachnologist]

Really?

[symbioteclone]

Very noble.

[dontmesswith]

Real convincing there. [Thank you for waking her up with this and now she can't sleep.]

[unmasking]

Hey, he was actually confused.

[ricinbeans]

I asked a straight up question, I got a straight up answer. Chill out.

[arachnologist]

...

[ PRIVATE TEXT ]

Peter, right? Which one?

[ private ]

[ricinbeans]

Uh, the first one I talked to?