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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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[ricinbeans]

[ LOOOOONG PAAAAAUSE ]

The right ones, for, like— for cooking? Uh, Juanes is probably your best bet.

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[cloneororiginal]

[Long pause, can you hear her rolling her eyes?]

No dumbass, the ones you had. You have them and you're not sharing?

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[ricinbeans]

Oh, those— those are the wrong ones, not the right ones. Gotta get your nomenclature right, yo.

[ This is a bad idea THIS IS A BAD IDEA but hey, salesman at heart, Jesse doesn't even skip a beat. ]

I ain't sayin' I know where you can find 'em for sure since it was a mistake and all, but you might wanna check the antique shop downtown.

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[cloneororiginal]

Wrong or right ones, they're all the same to me.

[This is a super bad idea, but between being on an island and unable to do adult activities in a while...shrooms are the least of her worries. That is until she hears of the antique shop. It's a rivalry of the place she works at...but what Conrad doesn't know won't hurt him.

The video feed turns on with Sarah grinning a little.]

Do I need to talk to someone specifically? Or do I just mention your good name.

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[ricinbeans]

[ Okay, two can play at the video game. Jesse switches his feed on as well — it's a little shaky from the handheld phone but clear enough to show that YEAH THIS GUY STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE A DRUG DEALER. Bingo, Sarah!! ]

If you can wait 'til tomorrow I'll be workin' all day. Just drop by and say Pinkman sent you. I'll see what we can do.

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[cloneororiginal]

[She knows the signs of a drug dealer. Vic was the same way, but hey, the guy is easy on the eyes. She can't help but chuckle at him.]

Pinkman? That's seriously your name? Maybe I'll stop by.

But you sure that Spider-Man ain't your roommate?

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[ricinbeans]

[ He ducks his head and rolls his eyes with a sheepish little laugh. ]

Uh, yeah, that's my name. Kinda gettin' too old for nicknames like Diesel, but you can use that instead if you want. And nah, he's just a regular dude named Peter.

[ SHRUG. TOTALLY NOT SPIDER-MAN ]

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[cloneororiginal]

Don't think anyone could be old for that name. [It sounds more like him than Pinkman.]

Peter? You mean Peter Parker? He's a fucking douche.