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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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[unmasking]

... Who are you again?

[notvictorious]

uh Victor Mancha, son of Ultron? My friend and I met Spiderman when we were in town to help Cloak and Dagger.

[unmasking]

Oh. It's one of those things.

[notvictorious]

Apparently.

[unmasking]

Well, I'm a cool superhero, too.

Probably.

[notvictorious]

It's probably for the best you aren't him, considering what we did to Spiderman.

[unmasking]

What'd you do?

[notvictorious]

Don't worry about it.

[unmasking]

Well, that's not ominous or anything.

[everythingspandex]

Now I'm worrying.

[unmasking]

"I did something to you that sucked but I won't tell you what it was."

I wonder if this is going to come up a lot.

[unmasking]

But thanks for worrying, photographer friend, Peter Parker.

[everythingspandex]

I really hope not but it might and I'm going to worry about other-other-Peters.

Anytime, good friend Spider-Man.

[unmasking]

... As long as he didn't kill other-other-Peter ...

[notvictorious]

WOW you guys jump right to that, huh. No, I didn't do anything!

[notvictorious]

Just don't mess with the Runaways.

[symbioteclone]

Wait, was your Spider-Man kind of... uh, how do I phrase this...

Old?

[notvictorious]

Well, he was dressed like Spider-Man, so it was hard to tell.

[symbioteclone]

Oh. Okay. Because one time a Peter Parker who wasn't my Peter but wasn't this other Peter either showed up at my house, and he was like middle-aged, and it was pretty weird.

[notvictorious]

That sounds weird as hell.

Why are there so many Peter Parkers anyway?

let's pretend 616 peter told her this while they were asking about differences

[symbioteclone]

I don't know, but I'm just glad he's alive in most of them.

...Is your Nick Fury white, by any chance?

[notvictorious]

Yeah. The not dead thing's a plus.

That's what you ask about alternate universes?

[symbioteclone]

Ugh, you're right. Not everyone pays attention to politics.

How about Mary Jane Watson. Is she a supermodel?

BITCH I PLAY FROM RUNAWAYS I DONT KNOW ANYTHING

[notvictorious]

That's what you ask about?

[symbioteclone]

You're a guy, she's a supermodel. Don't you like... innately know their names?