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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

Comments

[unmasking]

But thanks for worrying, photographer friend, Peter Parker.

[everythingspandex]

I really hope not but it might and I'm going to worry about other-other-Peters.

Anytime, good friend Spider-Man.

[unmasking]

... As long as he didn't kill other-other-Peter ...

[notvictorious]

WOW you guys jump right to that, huh. No, I didn't do anything!

[unmasking]

You're still being sketchy about it.

[notvictorious]

Do you even have Ultron in your verse? Why are you guys jumping to it being bad? Maybe it was funny.

[unmasking]

"It's probably for the best you aren't him, considering what we did to Spiderman."

And what's an Ultron, anyway?

[notvictorious]

Well, it sounds ominous over text..

No Ultron? Your universe must be a cakewalk for the Avengers.

[unmasking]

They call themselves the Ultimates, buuuut not really, considering a whole bunch of them died.

[notvictorious]

What, like. Permanently?

[reanimated]

Huh, doesn't that sound familiar!

[notvictorious]

No it doesn't, shut up.

[reanimated]

I'm only saying, I didn't kill anyone either.

[notvictorious]

Neither did my friends!

[notvictorious]

Probably.

[everythingspandex]

Where'd you come from?

[reanimated]

I'm always around mate, I lurk like a cat in the night or some shit.

[everythingspandex]

Impressive.

[notvictorious]

Just don't mess with the Runaways.

[everythingspandex]

What's a Runaway?

[notvictorious]

It.. makes more sense in the right universe.

[everythingspandex]

It's not a universe with a dead Peter, right?

[notvictorious]

No! It was a sleeping spell! What's wrong with your universe

[everythingspandex]

You're the universe putting sleeping spells on people. I just have genetic experiments.

[notvictorious]

That's way worse! Wait, why's a photographer doing genetic experiements