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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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[notvictorious]

What, like. Permanently?

[unmasking]

Yeah.

Like permanently.

[notvictorious]

What, you serious? What happened?

[unmasking]

Magneto caused a super crazy flood that nearly killed the entire earth and Reed Richards went crazy because Sue Storm broke up with him. Somewhere in there, there was some cannibalism.

[everythingspandex]

Cannibalism?

[unmasking]

Yeah, I'm glad I was mostly knocked out through a lot of this.

[everythingspandex]

Maybe I should worry about you instead of the other-other-Peters.

[unmasking]

I. Uh.

[everythingspandex]

You okay?

[unmasking]

Yeah, I'm great. Things are rough there, though.

[everythingspandex]

No kidding. If you need uh-- I don't know. Words.
Or whatever...

[unmasking]

It's all right.




Well, it's not, but I haven't been eaten at any point.

[everythingspandex]

Not being eaten is always nice. It's a start.

[notvictorious]

dios mio I hate your universe.

No, we just ran into Spiderman and he took us out to dinner and then my other friend showed up, saw him and panicked and sleeping spelled him because that's a normal reaction. And then we flew off on a flock of magicked pigeons.

[unmasking]

That is marginally less sketchy yes.

[notvictorious]

We would've paid for the sushi but we were broke. Runaways.

[unmasking]

At least you didn't knock me out ... him out ... because he couldn't pay either.

[notvictorious]

I didn't knock out anyone. I was having a great time.

[unmasking]

We could try sushi here.

[notvictorious]

We could talk about not awful things in your spideyverse.

[unmasking]

Not awful things happen! I swear!