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[ricinbeans]

Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?





My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he


EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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[unmasking]

... I'll let you check out my webshooters. I'm curious what you'll make of them. Tony Stark made them for me.

[everythingspandex]

Tony Stark made yours?



Your friends with Tony Stark?

[unmasking]

I made the first go around, but he made a new set for my sixteenth birthday.

So, sort of.

[everythingspandex]

Tony Stark made you a birthday present.

[ OH NO WHY ARE YOU THE COOL ONE ]

[unmasking]

If it helps, I almost had to be killed by the Hulk and then I almost had to destroy reality as we know it in a team up to get there.

[everythingspandex]

That doesn't help.

At all.

[unmasking]

I also had to have Captain America and the head of shield that wasn't Nick Fury doubt that I was competent and they decided I needed to go back to like, elementary school for superheroes.

[everythingspandex]

That's slightly less cool but I'm still stuck at Tony Stark making you cool birthday presents.

Also Captain America. You met Captain America? I want to meet Captain America...
There's a superhero school?

[unmasking]

He did and he's awesome.

And no, you really don't. Wanna meet him, unless he's actually a decent guy elsewhere.

And not quite, but there is Tony Stark showing up at your house after school to take you out.

[everythingspandex]

Captain America's not decent? I always pictured him as one of those nice guys that calls you son in a non-condescending way and gives you inspirational words that boost your self-confidence while punching bad guys in the face. That's really disappointing...

But okay Tony Stark is still as cool sounding as I pictured so there's that.

[unmasking]

He once called me while I was on a date just so he could lecture me about how much of a failure I happened to be. Trust me, he's not nice.

And yeah, let's be Stark fanboys.

[everythingspandex]

Wow. He's. ...an asshole.

Proud member of the Stark fanclub.

[unmasking]

Yup.

Maybe we should make membership cards.

[everythingspandex]

Can we make them light up?

[unmasking]

We could make them light up at very inappropriate things.

[everythingspandex]

And make play music.

[unmasking]

Midi AC/DC songs.

[everythingspandex]

How could anyone not want to join this club?

[unmasking]

People with bad taste might not want to join this club.