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Is my roommate seriously Spider-Man or did I eat the wrong kind of mushrooms?

My roommate is seriously Spider-Man, isn't he

EDIT 10:12 PM: False alarm, he's totally not Spider-Man, those were probably the wrong mushrooms.

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Well, it's factual. And I sorta got clobbered maskless in front of half of Queens, so yeah. Sorry my name got you caught up in people thinking I'm you or something.

...What.

Okay so. Do I get to be the photographer friend?

... Do you do photography? Because that's not really my thing.

Not your thing? Huh. Yeah, that's my thing. The differences are so weird to me when they pop up for some reason.

You be Spider-Man and I will be Spider-Man's photographer friend Peter Parker.

Holy shit

I don't even know how to explain this one.

Shenanigans?

Nope, best day of my life.

Glad you're enjoying yourself.

I wonder if this makes me the less cool Peter now. I'm the photographer friend with the poor eyesight and he gets to be secret-identity-less Spider-Man.

Yo, I think in Peter vs. Peter everyone's a winner.

Heh. That's good to know.

That sounds perfect.

Maybe we can set up pictures so that when I have to give out autographs, I'll have nice shots.

Genius. We'll have a photoshoot later.

... I'll let you check out my webshooters. I'm curious what you'll make of them. Tony Stark made them for me.

Tony Stark made yours?

Your friends with Tony Stark?

I made the first go around, but he made a new set for my sixteenth birthday.

So, sort of.

Tony Stark made you a birthday present.

[ OH NO WHY ARE YOU THE COOL ONE ]

If it helps, I almost had to be killed by the Hulk and then I almost had to destroy reality as we know it in a team up to get there.

That doesn't help.

At all.

I also had to have Captain America and the head of shield that wasn't Nick Fury doubt that I was competent and they decided I needed to go back to like, elementary school for superheroes.

That's slightly less cool but I'm still stuck at Tony Stark making you cool birthday presents.

Also Captain America. You met Captain America? I want to meet Captain America...
There's a superhero school?

He did and he's awesome.

And no, you really don't. Wanna meet him, unless he's actually a decent guy elsewhere.

And not quite, but there is Tony Stark showing up at your house after school to take you out.

Captain America's not decent? I always pictured him as one of those nice guys that calls you son in a non-condescending way and gives you inspirational words that boost your self-confidence while punching bad guys in the face. That's really disappointing...

But okay Tony Stark is still as cool sounding as I pictured so there's that.

He once called me while I was on a date just so he could lecture me about how much of a failure I happened to be. Trust me, he's not nice.

And yeah, let's be Stark fanboys.

Wow. He's. ...an asshole.

Proud member of the Stark fanclub.

Yup.

Maybe we should make membership cards.