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[redwinekindofgirl]

Okay, so this is great and all (I mean at first I thought I'd had some bad pot and this was some kind of trip, but it's been three hours and nothing is melting) but where the hell is everyone?

Dad? Nora? I will seriously even take Mr. Friendly Zombie right now. I don't recognize anyone here.

Also, an important question. Where can I get a gun? I'm feeling all kinds of naked without one.

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[breadtrauma]

Broadcasting weapons requests over a public channel is probably not the best way to make sure you can keep whatever you get. You never know who's watching.

On a slightly more self-serving note, I don't know anything about guns here, but I do know where anyone reading this can get a cake.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Not asking is a sure way to make sure I don't get anything.

Cake? Real cake?

[breadtrauma]

As opposed to what? Imaginary cake? Trap cake?

[redwinekindofgirl]

Any cake. I haven't had cake since...

I don't really remember the last time I had cake. My tenth birthday, I think.

1/3

[breadtrauma]

Well, we've got plenty of make-up birthday cake at the bakery. Or non-birthday cake. Cake for any occasion, really. Meenah and I can go kind of overboard.

[breadtrauma]

Wait, was that a boat reference? Has she gotten me doing the marine puns too?

[breadtrauma]

My boss is kind of cod-tagious, but she makes a mean meringue. I can get you some coupons.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Cod-what?
I don't think I've had meringue before, is it that stuff made with egg whites?