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[razorback]

So are there any "fictional" doctors here?

Just for reference, I'm not sick or anything but if anything happened I wouldn't wanna go to one of the natives.

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[gabutyra]

I'm good with . . . band aids.

[razorback]

...


Okay. Good.

... you must be new.

[gabutyra]

I just got here today!

[razorback]

... Uh. Glad you're so happy about it?

[gabutyra]

It's a brand new adventure for me!

[badnewsboy]

Welcome to your existential crisis! Don't be alarmed, the novelty usually wears off in a few days, though I've suggested t-shirts to properly memorialize the occasion.

[razorback]

I've been here for a while already, but thanks.

[badnewsboy]

You've not found a doctor to your liking? Perhaps they've gone in the way of Schrödinger's cat, as long as we're continuing on the line of existentialism.

[razorback]

The one I had left the island.

[fuckincakewake]

just checkin
is this askin 4 real doctor
or askin to play doctor?
just checkin

[razorback]

[WHY WOULD YOU. He takes forever to reply because WHY WOULD YOU]

Real doctor. If I want to play doctor you'll be the first to know, I promise.

[fuckincakewake]

lol good answer
what r u worried about havin a doc for?
i havent seen one since
basically never actually unless u count when we first got here those were mostly nurses
i have a nurses uniform btw
if ur interested wink

[razorback]

I... please stop giving me ideas.

[librariansheart]

There's always Dr. Watson, if you like. He's set up a little clinic at [Here, have an address!] and keeps normal business hours, but if you have an emergency he's usually willing to come see you.

[razorback]

... Watson as in Sherlock Holmes' Watson?

[librariansheart]

Mr. Holmes is his friend, certainly! They both help out the police department from time to time, too.

[razorback]

Right. Thanks, I'll keep it in mind if I'm ever in an emergency.

[heartofbakerst]

You're looking for a doctor?

[razorback]

Just checking if there are any around.

[heartofbakerst]

Well I'm not a native, and I've stitched up my fair share of trauma patients, so you might want to consider my services should you need them.

...You don't need them, do you?

[razorback]

No, no, I'm fine. I just kinda wanted to know for reference... there are actually not that many chances to get hurt here, unless I wanted to become a criminal— not that I want to become a criminal.

[stillpretty]

Get any solid answers?

[ Buffy wouldn't be against getting someone she trusts just a little more if something happened, after all. And something usually happens. ]

[razorback]

John Watson. Looks like he's got a clinic.

[stillpretty]

You're kidding.

[ That name. There's no way. ]

[razorback]

Nope. And he's friends with Sherlock Holmes.