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[razorback]

So are there any "fictional" doctors here?

Just for reference, I'm not sick or anything but if anything happened I wouldn't wanna go to one of the natives.

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[fuckincakewake]

nah man u dont gotta tell me all ur secrets
if i had spikes id prob keep it on the dl too
um im trying to think if i have a secret thats a good trade 4 u tellin me about alien mind controls
kinda doubt it as u can see im totally normal lol

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[razorback]

That's cool. Maybe we can talk about the nurse thing later?

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[fuckincakewake]

oh yeah
what did u wanna know?

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[razorback]

Nothing! You brought it up and now I'm curious.

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[fuckincakewake]

whats he wanna know? nothin
but now hes curious?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ppl might think ur sendin a gurl mixed signals

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[razorback]

I'm sorry I suck at this, okay?

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[fuckincakewake]

nah
im just givin u shit
ur fine at whatever this is

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[razorback]

... I'd never done whatever this is before.

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[fuckincakewake]

whoa whoa whoa
ur tellin me
benjamin louise mason
that u hav never flirted w a girl before????
that is the biggest surprise of the night
i am flabbergasted

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[razorback]

Shut up! I was the geeky one in the family.

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[fuckincakewake]

oh is there a sauve debonair bro im missin out on?
maybe i should be flirting w him instead

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[razorback]

He's the dark, broody one.

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[fuckincakewake]

yawn
my type is pretty much dapper dudes w hats
maybe a pipe
suit and tie
five oclock shadow yum
i guess that can kinda go w broody but ive got my hands full w friend baggage atm

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[razorback]

I can wear a hat and paint a beard on if you really want me to.

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[fuckincakewake]

lol
am i dressed like a nurse in this scenario?

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[razorback]

...

I hadn't thought about it. Maybe?

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[fuckincakewake]

lol ur cute
too bad about my date moratorium huh?

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[razorback]

Sorry, your what?

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[fuckincakewake]

my date hiatus
datiatus
its really hard to come up w a port man teau for this 4 some reason
my not datin ppl atm thingy

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[razorback]

So flirting is cool but no dating?

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[fuckincakewake]

is that bad?

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[razorback]

No, no, it's cool. Your call.

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[fuckincakewake]

mm hmm

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[razorback]

Did anyone bother you or anything?

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[fuckincakewake]

maybe u can help me find a date for y buddy dirk?
u up 4 that?
u guys are kinda similar only he might b nerdier lol