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[razorback]

So are there any "fictional" doctors here?

Just for reference, I'm not sick or anything but if anything happened I wouldn't wanna go to one of the natives.

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[gabutyra]

I'm good with . . . band aids.

[razorback]

...


Okay. Good.

... you must be new.

[gabutyra]

I just got here today!

[razorback]

... Uh. Glad you're so happy about it?

[gabutyra]

It's a brand new adventure for me!

[razorback]

Huh. What other adventures have you had?

[gabutyra]

I've traveled all over the world following the path of the dragon! I actually don't know what that means, but my father told me to do it so I did it.

[razorback]

And you have secret powers and a giant robot?

[gabutyra]

How did you know?!

[razorback]

...

I didn't. I just...

Sorry?

[gabutyra]

Are you psychic?!

Wait, am I on reality TV right now? Is that it?

[badnewsboy]

Welcome to your existential crisis! Don't be alarmed, the novelty usually wears off in a few days, though I've suggested t-shirts to properly memorialize the occasion.

[razorback]

I've been here for a while already, but thanks.

[razorback]

No, no. I just thought you sort of sounded like a power ranger.

[gabutyra]

I'm Sentai! I'm a Japanese Power Ranger!

[badnewsboy]

You've not found a doctor to your liking? Perhaps they've gone in the way of Schrödinger's cat, as long as we're continuing on the line of existentialism.

[razorback]

The one I had left the island.

[razorback]

Right. That makes sense.

...

Can you summon your robot here?

[gabutyra]

Actually, I don't know where Gabutyra is. I tried calling for him but he just won't come.

[badnewsboy]

So I'm not far off.

[razorback]

I guess you could say people who leave may or may not be here and there's no way to know unless they come back.

[razorback]

Pity.

...

Well sort of. If I had a giant robot I wouldn't be able to stop myself from destroying at least one building.

[gabutyra]

Why would you do that?!

[razorback]

An empty building! I wouldn't want to hurt anyone.

[gabutyra]

Sentai would never do that!