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[thneed]

Um. Just a public-service announcement. I've noticed a lack of recycling here with that recent heat wave and everything so if I can just ask you all to switch to reuseable water bottles instead of contributing to the world's pollution by using a ridiculous amount of plastic ones that would be greeeaaat. Thanks.

Also that volcano made like a huge dent in our great tree friends so maybe think about helping replant those instead of fixing your asbestos-filled roof first? Those roofs that really ought to be replaced completely to a newer and environmentally safe alternative can wait because it takes far longer for a tree to grow than to throw money at that. Maybe make the entire thing solar panels! Ohhhh. That would really help reduce our oil use. We should do that.

Let's just make roofs out of solar panels.

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[fuckincakewake]

so ur like
selling thneed bottles or somethin
wheres the pitch here?
i dun get it

[thneed]

Thneed bottles wouldn't be cost effective and would be, like, the complete opposite of helping the trees here. We should give them time to grow before we harvest tuft off those, am I right?

I could sell you some reuseable bottles though. We can use the money to go towards the solar panels.

[fuckincakewake]

ummmmm is this cuz i mentioned the ice caps meltin on our date?
pretty sure aliens arent gonna do that here
like
probably
74% sure

[thneed]

Oh Seuss no, Roxy.
It wouldn't be the alien's fault if those melted. It would be ours. We really need to take better care of our own planet.

[fuckincakewake]

pretty sure this planet is tryin to kill us
case in point
volcano

[alwaysimpure]

...what are solar panels?

Who are you?

[thneed]

It's a flat surface that absorbs natural light and converts it into useable energy.

The Once-ler. That's a stupid question.

[alwaysimpure]

Alright, mate, whatever you say.

How can you make money with that?

[thneed]

What? By removing your power bill, I guess? I mean you'd be pretty self-sustaining with the sun being your energy source so...

I guess. That.

That's not the point though.

[alwaysimpure]

Making money is not the point.

Once-ler, are you feeling alright?

[brotimaeus]

once-ler did you find my stash.
you dont sound right dude you should keep away from that shit.

[thneed]

Stash of what?

[brotimaeus]

...
never mind.
but since when do you give a shit about the environment dude.

[thneed]

Since always. What's with you?

[brotimaeus]

whats with me?
whats with you?
is this some kind of sales pitch its a real good one if it is.

[chronosexual]

Sorry, but recycling? You know that it doesn't matter, right?

[thneed]

Are you actually talking to me?

[chronosexual]

Problem? Or are you too good to talk to people now?

[thneed]

Every time we've talked you've threatened me. So. Yeah. Kind of a problem.
What do you want?

[chronosexual]

You could just stop doing things that make me want to threaten you. That might be a good first step.

Dunno. Your post struck me as curious. Also stupid. You know that regardless of what you do, the planet and everything on it will eventually die a horrible heat death anyway, right? So what's the point?

[lifewithoutrest]

Concerned about global warming? There are far greater concerns in the world.

[thneed]

Nobody asked you.

[lifewithoutrest]

No, I guess they didn't. Maybe they should have.

I might point out, no one asked for your advice either.

[thneed]

Are you here to try and make me feel bad about caring for the planet or --?

[lifewithoutrest]

What a ridiculous question. Of course not. I simply wish the drive toward preserving our planet stemmed from a true understanding of the problem rather then human interests.