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Okay, t)(is )(as to be t)(e weirdest dream bubble I've ever been apart of. R-E-ELY? Saying I'm finctual?

See, )(ow can a pun like t)(at be FAK---E? It was too awesome.

I can't be fictional! I am an empress-to-be. Abdicated even! Even if it would get me no w)(ere, I was destined to lead my people into a new age, y'know. Kinda can't be fictional.

Someone )(as to be telling a s)(elluva big joke rig)(t now. )(e)(e, I know a story about me would be very ---EXCITING but can someone just tell me w)(at dream bubble t)(is is exactly? 38D

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oh hey
youre back
though it looks like memory shenanigans have been happened
or weird time shit
ok creeper questions for a thousand have you met me
cool dude
basically awesome

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Back?
You're eit)(er mistaken or retarded. T)(is is my first time )(ere!

[ A pause. ]

Cool dude? )(mm...
Ok, nice try Sollux. You can take t)(e red font and type wit)( your quirk again. )(e)(e, t)(at was a good one.

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captor
ok i guess out of all the trolls here thats the least humiliating one to get mixed up with
at least he appreciates a decent pair of shades
sorry though youve got the wrong kid
im one of the humans i guess you never tried to troll

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)(u)(? O)(, I guess you're not as grouc)(y as Sollux. Ok, seems legit.
)(uman! W)(at is your )(uman name? T)(IS IS SO -----EXCITING! 38D
T)(e only )(uman I got to talk to a lot was Jade and s)(e was too busy being a sleepy dumbass.

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hahahaha yeah that sounds like jade
all conking out on you and then prototyping your kernelsprite with the douchiest feathery asshole she can find while shes snoozing away in the land of nod
man those were the days
anyway im dave strider
i guess i met either an alternate or future you in the bubbles

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S)(e is trying to be friends wit)( t)(e slit)(ery ones but s)(e also t)(inks t)(ey're scary. Don't understand t)(at, but ok.
It really was long ago!
Maybe we did meet, all t)(ese timelines are making my )(ead spin. T)(ere's always a past, current, and future version of Karkrab yelling, so us meeting in some way doesn't seem too impossible!

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dont worry
im basically the master of weird time shit
you could say im you know
a hero of it or something
so you just keep thinking linearly and ill treat this like our first meeting i guess
so sup

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S)(ore, let's go wit)( you being some time master. T)(e only master I know for time is more of a mistress! I )(ope Aradia is )(ere...
O)(, s)(us)(! Trolls are use to multi-timelines but being )(ere is just a w)(ole new s)(ipwreck to deal wit)(.
Do I do my usual bubbly introduction again or will t)(at be retarded since you're only pretending to meet me for t)(e first time?

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if it makes you feel more secure
aradias totally here
wings and all

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W)(ale, ok.
My name is Feferi Peixes and I am an )(eiress to basically in)(erit t)(e troll race and....
Nevermind, t)(at sounds stupid as s)(ell to repeat on command.
Just call me F---EF---ERI and t)(at's all you need to min-now!
T)(at's good. T)(e last time I saw )(er s)(e was a roe-bot and recently exploded! 38(

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ok feferi
its nice to re-meet you
since your timeline i think rose and i have taken the title as grand champions of stupidly exploding
though ive never been a robot
cant speak for rose

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I )(ave never seen anyt)(ing like exploding robots before, so I am s)(ore it was a rare t)(ing.
A stupidly pointless rare t)(ing, mind you!
Rose? I )(ave N-EV-ER met a Rose before, but I am assuming s)(e is a )(uman like you and Jade.

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i dont know if id say rose is like any other human being
but yeah shes human and shes my sister
i guess i better warn you now
most of the people youll come across here are human
or at least human looking
arent you lucky youve got the most experienced troll to human ambassador thats ever ridden a meteor on your side

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T)(at's ok! I don't discriminate on anyone for t)(eir blood, let alone t)(eir p)(ysics and body vessels.
Fles)(y pink )(umans are ok wit)( me! T)(ey are R-E-ELY interesting, actually!
)(e)(e, I am actually pleased to )(ave an AW-ESOM-E negotiator like you to speak wit)( and you s)(ould be pleased to speak to some AW---ESOM---E royalty like me. Glub! 38D

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hahaha
well excuse me princess i guess
youll have to pardon my table manners since im just a knight
sir dave of the order of sburb
anyway as your chivalrous tour guide i think its my duty to let you know that theres a couple of your subjects here
has anyone given you the roll call yet

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Yes, I )(ave a bit of knowledge of w)(o is )(ere.
W)(ale, )(mmm....
Sir Dave, it would be in t)(e best fintrest of t)(is place to make sure someone like me is well -ENT-ERTAIN-----ED!
So! W)(at is t)(ere to do for fun?

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camp




your fun mileage may vary

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Camp?
Is t)(at suppose to be some )(uman rig)(t of passage for fun?Glub!
It DO-ES sound -EXCITING!