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[squidissension]

not that any a you care
but from wwhat kars told me about human marriage
im pretty fuckin sure you cant marry somethin thats already dead

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[groans]

This sucks.

[squidissension]

no shit
does it fuckin sound like im enjoyin this

[groans]

No.

Keeping...rings though.

[squidissension]

wwhat the fuck for

[groans]

They're shiny.

[ihateyouetc]

OK BUT I'M SURE THERE'S THIS HUMAN MOVIE WHERE A FEMALE HUMAN CORPSE HUMAN MARRIES A HUMAN MALE BY FORCE
BASED ON THAT FACT I'D SAY YOU'RE BEING PRETTY CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!

[squidissension]

stop talkin about human horror movvies
that centipede one ruined my life
wwhich is fuckin hard to do wwhen you consider howw shitty my life already is

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, FUCK THAT CENTIPEDE MOVIE.
FUCK THE ONE WITH THE GIANT RABBITS TOO.
IN FACT, WHY DON'T I GO AHEAD AND ISSUE A DECREE TO FLAT OUT FUCK ALL OF NEW MOORE'S SHITTY HUMAN HORROR MOVIES.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY I'M JUST SAYING BRO.
IT SEEMS LIKE HUMAN CORPSES CAN GET MARRIED JUST THE SAME AS HUMAN NOT-CORPSES SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE KINDA SCREWED.
AT LEAST UNTIL THEY GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT?
IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED SO IT'S PROBABLY NOT PERMANENT THIS TIME EITHER.

[squidissension]

yeah you havve no problem sayin that because youre human married to the ame jackass as last time
wwhat about the rest a us
forgivve me for bein less than thrilled at the prospect a marryin the wwalkin dead

[ihateyouetc]

WHO CARES. IT'S JUST A PAPERWORK ERROR.
IT'S NOT LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH COULSON WHERE HE PROBABLY GOT ONE OF THOSE LETTERS STATING HIS ACTIONS ARE ENDANGERING A WIGGLER.
THAT PART IS NEW I THINK. I DON'T REMEMBER THE "WIGGLER ENDANGERMENT" THING BEING PART OF IT.

[squidissension]

considerin he wworks wwith wwrigglers
he could lose his job for that