[ This parrot will peck you until you feed him snacks ]

[oftpartitioned]

ugh every time we do pirates, it takes like a solid week to get all the sand outta my clothes.

You'd think pirates means drinking rum on the beach but it is nowhere near that cool. Just lots of sand and bullshitty Lunar Fever accusations. I mean, if you losers gonna call me a witch or whatever, do it cause I'm unkillable, right? Not cause I know about wifi, bitches.

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[sunflowersister]

[ after being pecked into giving the parrot at least half a cabbage dumpling ]

If you get hung as a witch for saying these things, I'm going to be very cross with you.

[oftpartitioned]

I feel like it's a drowning kinda mob today. I just have a feeling.

[sunflowersister]

m-Maybe we should stay inside...

[oftpartitioned]

Oh c'mon, one angry mob on the hunt for witches? thats amateur hour for us