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[oftpartitioned]

there was a bat in my hair

Comments

[shway]

i didnt know bats were native to the island.

[oftpartitioned]

they are not native to MY HAIR

[shway]

bats are pretty chill. it probably didnt like being in your hair anymore than you liked it being there.

[oftpartitioned]

then maybe it shouldnt have FLOWN INTO IT

[shway]

well youre bat-free now. alls well that ends well.

it didnt scratch you or anything right?

[oftpartitioned]

no i dont think so

[shway]

theres disinfectant and bandaids under the bathroom sink if you need em.

[oftpartitioned]

why do bats exist. We have mice and we have birds, we didnt need them both at the same time

[shway]

well for one they eat mosquitos by like the boatload. and i dunno about you but id take bats to bugs any day.

[oftpartitioned]

spiders also eat bugs

[shway]

spiders ARE bugs.

[shway]

bats eat them too.

[shway]

.... i think.

[oftpartitioned]

No way, spiders eat bats.

[shway]

what spider eats bats???

[oftpartitioned]

These ones.

[shway]

um... yikes.

those dont happen to be native to the island too or anything right?

[oftpartitioned]

I dunno, probably

[shway]

terrific.

[sunflowersister]

Don't bring it inside!!

[oftpartitioned]

OH YEAH CAUSE ITS MY NEW PET JEEZ

[sunflowersister]

Well I wasn't sure if it was still stuck in there or not! It wouldn't be the first spontaneous pet acquisition. Don't think I don't remember the ponies.

[oftpartitioned]

I miss my ponies.

[subspaceflowers]

Gross. Do you like, have rabies now?

[oftpartitioned]

NO

[subspaceflowers]

You're sure about that? Did it bite you?

[oftpartitioned]

it did not

[subspaceflowers]

I didn't even think we had bats here. That's weird. Showing up just in time for Halloween. Festive.

[oftpartitioned]

gross gross gross

[subspaceflowers]

What is it with bats and hair anyway? Do they just enjoy getting their fleas and nastiness all up in something nice?

[oftpartitioned]

so you agree my hair is nice

[subspaceflowers]

I know good hair when I see it.

[oftpartitioned]

yesssssss

[detectivewonder]

You too, huh?

[oftpartitioned]

Go away, Tim.

[detectivewonder]

We can't even talk? Come on, Poland.

[oftpartitioned]

no

[detectivewonder]

Fine, have it your way. I'm keeping the bottle of Gray Duck I was getting you for Christmas.

[oftpartitioned]

aww

[detectivewonder]

I'll still toast you with it, but if you can't even answer my text messages, you don't get any.

[oftpartitioned]

well

[oftpartitioned]

Whatever! I'm like 1000 years old and a half!! Not drinking booze is only like half a partition's worth of suck

[oftpartitioned]

Anyway, shouldn't you drop the whole buddy act? I mean, I saw what you're up to, if you keep creepin, I'll tell everybody

[detectivewonder]

This is the second time in almost a month I've even said hello.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah and if you knew whats good for you, thats two times too friggin many

[detectivewonder]

Understood.