"Uh huh, sure. Come on, we're getting you to the nurse." And just like that she's picking him up like he's nothing. While this isn't an unusual feet of strength for Carol, it's probably more than a little embarassing for Dave. Not that she cares.

"Alright, kids, play dodge ball till I get back. If I come back and someone's unconscious, bleeding, or both you're all getting detention for a month."

With that she heads for the door, completely ignoring any protest Dave might raise.