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[notjohnsmith]

What's more romantic than candle-light and flowers at sunset, more exciting than a flaming monster truck, more original than any club activity in the last six months, and still sane enough not to be mistaken for mysterious forces taking over the island or something I'd be arrested or committed for?

Please don't mistake this for a hypothetical question. If you can find me an answer in the next twenty-four hours, I'll make sure there are points in it for you, somehow.