text;

[groans]

got fired
christmvca albiums are totrture
worst music ever

Comments

[themelancholyof]

Are you kidding? Christmas music is a must for this time of year!! It's not like you'll have to listen to it again for a whole year after this, so you might as well enjoy it while you can.

[groans]

not when its all bvad covers on repeat

[themelancholyof]

Is there any Christmas music that isn't bad covers on repeat? It's tradition, you know, tradition!!

[groans]

maybe.
bobby helms
stevie wonder.
charles brown.
elvis and sinatra.

[themelancholyof]

Oh, are you one of those types who gets unnecessarily defensive about old or unknown music??

[groans]

no?

[themelancholyof]

Oh, sorry. I saw the hoodie and the eyeliner and I guess I just assumed!!

[themelancholyof]

I mean though it's never really about the quality of the music, right? I mean it's pretty much fundamentally about just hearing the same catchy songs at this time every year, I think?? To set off like, I don't know. Auditory memory or something.

[groans]

? not wearing eyelinger

nostalgia factor

[themelancholyof]

Gosh, you really need a nap, huh.

[groans]

not wghy
but naps would be nice

[themelancholyof]

So like maybe it's a good thing you aren't working that job anymore!! I mean clearly you needed a break or something.

[groans]

no break needed i wasnt doing much

[themelancholyof]

Hm.

[themelancholyof]

How tall are you, about?

[groans]

six

ish ?

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

Oh my God, R. What did you do?

[Audio]

[groans]

Killed the...speakers.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh...]

[Audio]

[groans]

Di..gital ..copies...of Mmmariah Carey.

Couldn't do it.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[There's a silence, then a muffled sound that quickly becomes unmistakable.

Julie's laughing. She's laughing a lot.]

[Audio]

[groans]

[ wheeeze ]

It was so bad.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

I.. I really can't blame you. That's like torture.

[But...]

But you got fired? What are you going to do?

[Audio]

[groans]

[ Silence.

She can't hear that, moron. ]

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

... You just shrugged, didn't you.

[Audio]

[groans]

No...

Yes.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

I knew it. I can't see it when you do that...

[Audio]

[groans]

Ngh... Sorry.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[A chuckle.]

It's okay. ... Are you going to be alright? Do you think they'd give you your job back?

[Audio]

[groans]

M'fine. ...Don't...care. Maybe.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

Maybe? Come on, R. Give me a bit more to work with. Do you want me to come down there?

[Audio]

[groans]

No. It's...okay.

New job would b.. [ pausing. "be better" can we get that out? ] b..e..e..eer... [ Nope. ] New job.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

A new job, then. Huh... What would you want to do?

[Audio]

[groans]

...Don't know.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

Well, think about it for minute, don't just give up. What do you want, R?

[Audio]

[groans]

Mm' not...giving up.

[ Alright. Let's think. He's pausing and thinking and making some kind of 'hmmmnnn' sound. What does he want? Besides a fully functioning set of organs, a life, an entire airplane, Julie kisses...

Strictly job-wise wants. ]

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[She's used to these long silences from him by now and lets him have it for a while, catching the soft sounds of thought he's making but eventually she has to say something.]

... R?

[Audio]

[groans]

S....something... useful.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

Something useful. Okay... we're getting there.

[Audio]

[groans]

Mmhm.

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[A pause.]

Ooookay..? And..?

[Audio]

[groans]

[ That's all I got right now. ]

[Audio]

[redwinekindofgirl]

[R you do not make this easy do you.]

Oookay.. well.. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

[Audio]

[groans]

[ Sorry. Figuring out career choices that suit your zombie lifestyle is kind of difficult. ]

Okay.

[myfries]

So... like, do they sell any good music here, then?

[groans]

sgometimes