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((An hour or so after this post.))

MEDIC!

[He might be shouting for a doctor but he also can't stop laughing. In the background, Sirius' voice pipes up--]

You cheated!

[--before he dissolves into ~~manly guffaws~~ giggles.]

Ssh-ssh, don't listen to him. I definitely.. was not cheating. Much.

[More giggling from them both, and some exaggerated hushing from James. Are they drunk? Definitely.]

-- But we do need a healer or a muggle doctor or.. someone.. who isn't completely smashed because I think.. he broke my nose. [A beat.] Don't tell him.

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I can see you, if you like. Is everyone all right?

[James urgently hushes Sirius again before he answers.]

Yes, yes we're fine. Just really, really drunk. You're a doctor?

I am. Dr. John Watson of Baker Street Surgery, at your service.

Can you get the bleeding to stop? Are you having difficulty breathing through your nose?

Oh, a bit. I'd fix it myself but we are both waaaaay too drunk for magic. I'm not letting Sirius point a wand at my nose when he can't even stand up.

I can heal you, but what's going on exactly? Is there anyone else hurt? {Or in danger of hurting themselves?]

What? Oh, nooooo. Just us. Sirius was being an idiot, you see, so I had to punch him. It was inte-.. ineva-.. something that was going to happen.

Uh-huh...

I hope this isn't normal behavior, but I can heal you if you like. Possibly get you sober too, by how intoxicated you sound.

Entirely normal, I assure you.

[A beat.]

Wait, that's probably not what you wanted to hear.

Not really...

Can you tell me where you are so I can heal your friend?

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I'm the one with the broken nose! I didn't break anything of his. Maybe his pride. There might be a potion for that.

Oh for Light's sake, tell me where you are so I can heal you.

Or better yet, hold up your camera so I can see where you are and then find you.

I know where we are! We're at the magic shop.

[When he does turn the video on, it's a very slantways view of a shelf full of bottles and a lot of wooden floorboards.]

Tell him to stop laughing, it's making my nose hurt.

[She lets out another sigh.]

Alright, I'll be there soon enough.

[And possibly clean up those bottles.]

I take it the door will be unlocked by the time I get there? Or will I have the pleasure of kicking it down?

Unlocked now, I think, but you can knock. Don't kick it down. That's Sirius' door.

Fine, I'll knock then I'll come inside.

[Spoken in a huffy tone, but in a few minutes there's a knock on the door.] Hello? I'm coming in...

Hello!

[He's in a chair, at least, with what looks like a small bag of frozen peas pressed to the bridge of his nose. Sirius is nowhere to be seen. For now.]

What name can I give my valiant rescuer this evening?

...Hi

[Oh dear. She didn't think it would be bad, but considering there's a bag of frozen peas on his nose.

Oy vey. Boys.

Aqua creeps closer until she's standing in front of him.]

It's Aqua. Think you can remove your ice pack there? I need to see what the damage is. [Hopefully it's not as bad as she's picturing in her head.] Can't believe your friend would do this.

James.

[He offers a hand out for a handshake as he grins at her and lowers the bag from his face. It's not as bad as it could be but the skin across the bridge of his nose is split, he's clearly already stemmed a nosebleed and the whole affair is distinctly crooked.]

It's not as bad as it looks. My face got in the way of his fist.

[Aqua quickly shakes his hand before assessing the damage. She holds back a wince seeing the broken skin on his nose. In the back of her mind she gets the feeling that she's heard the name James before...but where?]

..funny..very funny. [Her tone comes off as dry as it could be, not pleased by how things turned out to be.]

At least it's not...completely broken. [Like into a million pieces.]

Hold still, okay? This won't hurt. [She brings her hand up, summoning her magic to her fingertips. There's a light green outline along her hand as the word 'curaga' leaves her lips. James should feel a cool healing energy around him and tada! Nose is all fixed and he might have a little more energy to boot.]

Better?

[He returns somewhere from the back, kind of stumbling a lot but still managing to make it to them, even if that's where he decides the floor is good to sit on.]

Oh. Hello, Aqua.

Your nose looks better, Prongs!

[Her attention quickly turns away from James to look at Sirius. He...did he hit James?

Wait a moment.

James and Sirius...does Lily know what's going on?]

Hey...Sirius.

No thanks to you, Padfoot. [James sniggers at him, giving the man a nudge with his foot when he sits down. He sniffs and prods at the bridge of his nose.]

Much better. Thanks.

You didn't duck. 's your fault. Thought you'd duck.

[He stares at James for a while, then turns to Aqua.]

Does he look crooked to you?

[...Why would he even have to duck?]

No, he doesn't. His nose has been reset and healed.

Do you need me to heal anything on you, Sirius?

[James wrinkles his nose up again, flips Sirius off and grins.]

I thought you were feinting! Of course I wasn't going to duck.

Why would I be feinting?! You started it! I ducked! You just can't keep up.

[He shakes his head and looks at Aqua, suddenly sending her a very dazzling smile out of nowhere, a bit like flicking a switch. Once learned...]

No, thank you, love. He was too slow.

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