is this taking advantage of a situation or being helpful

[thneed]

Sooo...

I'm selling gas-masks, fire extinguishers, and bottled water.
Because I'm pretty sure you all kind of need those.

Also thneeds are flame-retardant. If you already got one, I'd recommend using it as a fire blanket. If you don't got one then... I have twenty on me.

Comments

[thneed]

I don't think anyone's going to die. I think it's fine and I'm only being helpful.

[rulebreaks]

People can always die, that's the problem with being people. Fragile, mortal, us!

And I didn't say that it wasn't helpful, okay. It just seems, like, heavy-handed or whatever.

[thneed]

They'd only go dying if they decided to go into the lava. It's all the way over there in the forest.

I have no idea what you mean.

[rulebreaks]

Like... not so much with the taste-having? [ tasteless. ]