is this taking advantage of a situation or being helpful

[thneed]

Sooo...

I'm selling gas-masks, fire extinguishers, and bottled water.
Because I'm pretty sure you all kind of need those.

Also thneeds are flame-retardant. If you already got one, I'd recommend using it as a fire blanket. If you don't got one then... I have twenty on me.

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[Audio]

[braveatheart]

... Did you really just suggest that volcanic eruptions don't kill people? Are you kidding me?

[Audio]

[thneed]

That's kind of really negative thinking, James. I'm glad you think everyone's going to die.
We're on a magical island filled with superheroes. It's probably just going to burn some forest. You need to stop being so grim.