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[thatboyisamonster]

I don't suppose anyone wants to watch this movie with me.

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[freezespirited]

Loki.

[thatboyisamonster]

I have popcorn.

[freezespirited]

Let me see it.

[thatboyisamonster]

The popcorn?

[freezespirited]

No, your teeth. Yes, the popcorn.

[accidents]

Wow. You don't think that's a little tasteless right now?

[thatboyisamonster]

I find it highly unlikely the heroic population of this island will let us all die a fiery death.

[accidents]

Right. True. But also things are on fire and maybe you should watch it after?

[thatboyisamonster]

Why not now?

[amberalert]

What kind of popcorn do you like?

[thatboyisamonster]

Caramel.

[amberalert]

I'll bring some over.
I bet current events will provide an incredibly immersive experience into the film.

[thatboyisamonster]

My thoughts exactly.

[sunflowersister]

Why on earth would someone make a movie about that? The ending is really obvious.

[sunflowersister]

But um, I think most people are probably a bit busy right now, dear. If you're going to watch a movie right now, just make sure you're safe, okay?

[thatboyisamonster]

Mortals have strange ideas of appropriate media content.

. . . Of course.

[sunflowersister]

Well, I assume it's American.

I know you can take care of yourself but if you need help, please let me know. I don't want you caught off guard if something gets unpredictable!

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[miniholmes]

Since the ending's obvious, I bet it's stupid love story.

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[thatboyisamonster]

Aren't you a little young for this post?

[subspaceflowers]

Oh my god, dude. Not funny.

[thatboyisamonster]

It was a little funny, admit it.

[rulebreaks]

Yeesh, looks like a real thrillride. [ aka snoozefest ]

[thatboyisamonster]

Well, I never said it was good.

[rulebreaks]

Life immitates art, art immitates really inconvenient-and-scary volcano-fire?

[thatboyisamonster]

I assume that is the point of all mortal media.