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[dormalcy]

NEW MOORE, I GROW WEARY OF THIS.

What is the cornerstone of good Art? WHAT, I ask you? Oh, why do I expect you to know, you're all exceedingly average. The cornerstone of good Art is LISTENING. Why don't you LISTEN to me when I tell you that I DO NOT NEED YOUR SPECIAL EFFECTS, I WILL ADD MY OWN IN POST?!

Also, I already HAVE a talking bear in my film.

This is nonsense.

This is gibberish.

Foucault will hate this film.

If you need me, I will be in my apartment THROWING PAINT AT THE WALLS. Kanji, I hope you appreciate the abstract art that results in heart-wrenching depression.

Comments

[bearnaked]

Who is trying to add special effects? I hope you're not talking about Teddie... Teddie was a bear before he was a boy, I can't help it! Sometimes Teddie just feels more comfortable in fur.

[bearnaked]

and with paws.

[dormalcy]

No, Teddie, you're fine. I accepted long ago that there is nothing I can do about your proclivities. I speak of the adorable woodland creatures flanking my camera like I am WALT GODDAMN DISNEY!

[bearnaked]

Teddie can teach them to dance if you like! Does that make it better? I already have the polar bears choreographed...

[dormalcy]

That makes it worse, Teddie, so much worse.

[coolfilmbro.livejournal.com]

Two talking bears is verging on cheesy.

[dormalcy]

Isn't it just? I simply cannot go on at this point. This island is doing everything it can to derail my film.

[coolfilmbro.livejournal.com]

Maybe the people in charge like terrible movies. Which is fine, I guess.

[dormalcy]

If that is true, then I'll be committing seppuku sooner rather than later.

[coolfilmbro.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe your movie will change their mind. You never know! People have changed the world with less, or, whatever.

[expositional]

Thank you for including Teddie.

[dormalcy]

Don't think you're getting off scot free, copper. Your closeup is coming soon enough.

[expositional]

That's unnecessary.

[dormalcy]

Oh sugar snap pea, you know I'm deaf to your protests by now.

[expositional]

Please don't incite Kanji any more than you already have.

[dormalcy]

Have you two been playing reindeer games underneath the mistletoe?

[expositional]

No.

[dormalcy]

You're missing out.

[bearnaked]

Isn't Josh the greatest friend????

[expositional]

I'm glad the two of you are getting along, at the very least.