In the interests of full disclosure, Jack... you don't need to worry about my safety.

I'm proficient in aikido, biangan, capoeira, judo, jujitsu, karate, dragon and leopard style kung fu, ninjutsu, and savate. I have acrobatic, escapology, and parkour training from world-class experts; and I can get into and out of a federal penitentiary or a police precinct house in lockdown without getting shot.

I'm also an expert in chemistry, computer systems intrusion, criminology, and genetics. Dabble a bit in biology and mechanical engineering, too. I'm well read in military and scientific history and classical literature, and I speak Cantonese, French, German, Japanese, Mandarin, and Russian; and I'm working on my Arabic.

I'm not really worried about 'easy,' either.