Tim Drake (
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thoughtformed2011-10-03 02:23 pm
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Well.
I don't think anybody was ready for that.
But we could be.
Starting today, I'm keeping a video diary on my computer. I'm going to document everything I remember about arriving on the island, basic facts about everyone I know, an account of every crazy thing that's happened here. It's going to play automatically every time my computer boots up. The next time some psychotic, disorienting event takes place, I'll have already briefed myself about the possibility.
I'd suggest everyone make a similar record.
[Private to Steph.]
Apparently I grow up to be an idiot.
But we could be.
Starting today, I'm keeping a video diary on my computer. I'm going to document everything I remember about arriving on the island, basic facts about everyone I know, an account of every crazy thing that's happened here. It's going to play automatically every time my computer boots up. The next time some psychotic, disorienting event takes place, I'll have already briefed myself about the possibility.
I'd suggest everyone make a similar record.
[Private to Steph.]
Apparently I grow up to be an idiot.
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Good to see you're still around.
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Sorry I couldn't do more.
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Answering some more questions about how this island works and why it does the things it does is next.
That's kind of the one I'm stuck on.
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Question: What are you doing with yourself?
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Insurance is boring. You don't have to go into insurance if you don't want to. What would you rather be doing?
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I can't say that I fully trust the people in charge of the police force. I've seen enough coverups in my time to know when they're there. They don't report on these supernatural events, do they?
Is that the sort of thing you're interested in?
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In a place like this, even if the police are doing their jobs, I don't know if they're going to be enough. Would police have been able to stop the trolls?
I guess you could say I'm interested in finding a system that works better.
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I think they know more than they're letting on. And I've already recruited someone in the police department. How good are you with computers?
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Captain Jack Harkness. And what do I have the pleasure of calling you?
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So. If you're looking to hire me, you;ll probably need my resume. And I'll definitely need to know the terms and conditions I'll be working under.
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It's not easy, and it's not safe.
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I'm proficient in aikido, biangan, capoeira, judo, jujitsu, karate, dragon and leopard style kung fu, ninjutsu, and savate. I have acrobatic, escapology, and parkour training from world-class experts; and I can get into and out of a federal penitentiary or a police precinct house in lockdown without getting shot.
I'm also an expert in chemistry, computer systems intrusion, criminology, and genetics. Dabble a bit in biology and mechanical engineering, too. I'm well read in military and scientific history and classical literature, and I speak Cantonese, French, German, Japanese, Mandarin, and Russian; and I'm working on my Arabic.
I'm not really worried about 'easy,' either.
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You're still a student, and a student first. I'll want to see progress reports regularly. I want you to treat this like a sports team, in that if your grades start to slip, you'll be hitting the books instead of coming in. Does that sound fair?
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Is there a paycheck associated with this job? If so, I'll scale back my hours as a stockboy.
And while I can't guarantee that they'll be interested, I know... other qualified people in town. I can talk to them, if you're interested in more new hires.
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And believe me, I know what you mean about the budget. Not having CCTV is going to be a pain, but maybe there's a work-around with the traffic cameras or something.
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Believe me, not having to work out of my bedroom is going to be a treat.
If you need more money to get set up, I have about $1200 saved for my own operations budget.
As for the traffic cameras: not a problem. I'm far from comprehensive coverage, but the external cameras almost anywhere except on official government buildings are only a keystroke away.
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You're really serious about wanting to help out, aren't you? I like that sort of dedication, and really believe that you're going to be a wonderful asset to Torchwood.
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Rather than donating, let's make a list of what we need and see how far we can stretch the available funding, first. Budget by triage.
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