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ATTENTION IDIOTS

ANY OF YOU COMPLETE MORONS WHO MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS, LISTEN THE FUCK UP AND TAKE A COUPLE FUCKING NOTES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. RE-READ THIS MEMO WITH WIDE EYES AND OPEN MINDS AND DIGEST IT WITHIN THE THICKSLOG BULLSHIT EXCUSE YOU ALL CALL GRAY MATTER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL YOU PROCESS ENOUGH TO LEARN SOMETHING.

FIRST LESSON! HOW A LOT OF YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP:

JOHN "I BRING A FUCKING PIE TO THE SCENE OF A POTENTIAL MASS-SLAUGHTER" EGBERT, WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING UNHOLY *FUCK* DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, YOU INDISCRIMINATE CHAIRFUCKER.
IF YOU EVER FUCKING LOSE THE POWER TO "BLOW SHIT AWAY" LIKE THE HUMAN "WOLF" IN THE FAT PINK CURLY TAILED TRIAD CREATURES BOOK, JUST FUCKING SIT STILL AND FOCUS ON TRYING NOT TO DIE. I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY

/!\ HINT HINT /!\
THE GOOD AUTHORITY BEING ME
AKA THE BEST FUCKING AUTHORITY AROUND BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CRIMINALLY RETARDED
/!\ END HINT /!\

YOU'D PROBABLY MANAGE TO KILL YOURSELF IN A SMALL ENCLOSED ROOM, SAFELY WRAPPED IN A CONSTRICTING WHITE BELT COAT, LAYING ON A FLOOR MADE FROM HUMAN PILLOWS BY SOMEHOW BREATHING INCORRECTLY. HEIR OF BREATH? MORE LIKE HEIR OF HOW THE FUCK DO I STAY AWAY FROM DYING TO MY FUCKING DEATH. OH BOY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I STICK MY TEETH INTO THIS ELECTRICAL SOCKET AND SPIT INTO IT SIMULTANEOUSLY????? I AM TRULY THE KING OF IDEAS SO FUCKING GENIUS YOU HAVE TO SPELL THEM "GENUIS."

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND I BARELY KNOW WHAT ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT BUT IF I DID I'D BE SO FUCKING FURIOUS I'D PROJECTILE VOMIT MY SHEER FUCKING FURY ALL THE FUCK OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU STAND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOUR DISGUSTING SELF SHAMEFULLY WHILE YOU CONTEMPLATE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

VICTOR "I DON'T LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT" MANCHA

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO THE ONE FUCKING PERSON WHO OBVIOUSLY HAD SOME SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING DOWN. NOT THAT I KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT OR THAT I KNOW ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I'M JUST SAYING FROM PRIOR EXPERIENCE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS EXPERIENCE THAT I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE SOMEONE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND TRIED TO GET YOU TO GO THE FUCK AWAY AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.

AND NONE OF YOU LISTEN IN GENERAL ANYWAY. I KEEP FUCKING TELLING YOU. WE'RE FUCKING TROLLS. WE'RE A FUCKING SPECIES OF COLD-BLOODED KILLERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!

SOUJI'S SPECTACULARLY STUPID SOFT SPARKLING SHITCADETS: JUST. FUCK.
WHAT? WHY?????? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT????????????

AND FOR THE "BIG MAN" HIMSELF, SOUJI "I TOUCH YOUR KNEE AND MAKE YOU A FUCKING SANDWICH ALL DOMESTICKIND AND MAKE YOU IMPOSSIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE" SETA.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE SAID ENOUGH. MOVING ON.

JADE "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KILL SENTIENT CREATURES BECAUSE I'M A BLEEDING HEART" HARLEY: YOUR IDEAS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.
I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE DURING YOUR SESSION BUT APPARENTLY IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH TO SINK IN.
LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY, YOU GET A FUCKING "F"
AN F FOR "FUCKED UP"
I EXPECT A 2,000 WORD ESSAY COMPLETE WITH AN INDEX AND SOURCED REFERENCES AND EXAMPLES OF ALL OF YOUR FUCKING THINKPAN TRAVESTIES MASQUERADING AS "THOUGHTS" BECAUSE IT'S AS OBVIOUS AS JOHN'S DISGUISE
EGJOHN BERT, WOW NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE FUCK THAT IS. I COULD ALMOST MISTAKE THIS LOAD OF EXCREMENT FOR A COHERENT THOUGHT INSTEAD OF THE SHITFIDDLE IT IS
<8}B AND HOW!

JENNY "I TRIED TO HUG YOU" HUMANLOOKINGTHING WHOSE SECOND NAME I DON'T KNOW
WAY TO FUCKING CHARGE A GUY WITH A LASER. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY *THAT* COULD FAIL TERRIBLY.

DARIA "I LIKE TO ENGAGE IN CASUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERERS" HGEPRSJFOHGOFJSDLKFJ
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR LAST NAME
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ARE YOU FUCKING SUICIDAL???? CRAZY???? OR PERHAPS ARE YOU HARLEY AND EGBERT'S LONG LOST FAMILIAL RELATION SEPARATED AT ECTOBIRTH?????
WOW THAT IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE I THINK BY A STROKE OF "GENUIS" I JUST "GOT IT"
NOW THAT I FIGURED THAT ONE OUT, YOU CAN ALL BE RELIEVED ABOUT YOUR MISSING 3RDS OF YOUR SOLE COLLECTIVE BRAINCELL SINCE NONE OF YOU EVEN POSSESSES ONE FULL BRAINCELL AND YOU CAN GO JOIN YOUR HAPPY NEW FAMILY UNIT AND HAVE A PUTZPARTY WHERE EVERYONE WATCHES "CON AIR" ON REPEAT ON SEVERAL DIFFERENT TELEVISIONS AT THE SAME TIME AND REENACTS SCENES FROM THIS COMPLETE ABORTION OF A FILM FOR 36 CONSECUTIVE HUMAN HOURS, WEARING THE SAME EXPRESSIONS ON YOUR FACES, YOUR MOUTHS SLIGHTLY SLACKENED AND DROOLING WHILE YOUR HEADS ARE TILTED IN SUCH A FASHION YOU EACH RESEMBLE CONFUSED HUMAN DOGS, AND SPEAKING IN A COMPLETELY FAKE DIALECT.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.

SECOND LESSON APPLIES TO EVERYONE ELSE: IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.
IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS HORRORSHITSHOW HAPPENS AGAIN, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND ASK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN AND LISTEN TO HIM WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO GO THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE FUCKING KNOWS WAY BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

I MEAN HOLY SHIT. WOULD IT SERIOUSLY KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE WHO KNEW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT????? EVEN THE QUIETEST OF US COULD STRAIGHT UP MURDER MOST OF YOUR DUMB ASSES IF HIS SPINE WASN'T MADE FROM FRESHLY GROUND POWDER.

OH FUCK

SORRY

THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A CRIPPLE JOKE

ANYWAY
I THINK I'VE MADE MYSELF PERFECTLY FUCKING CLEAR HERE WHEN I SAY EVERYONE STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN AND TALK TO ME FIRST. I'VE GOT A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN WATCHING MY FRIENDS KILL MY OTHER FRIENDS
IN FACT
I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKING EXPERT ON WATCHING THEM DIE HORRIBLY
MORE THAN MOST OF YOU, I'D EXPECT!

THIRD LESSON: DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FOR ONE FUCKING PERSON.
JESUS.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU'D HAVE BEEN FUCKING FINE IF YOU LEFT IT ALONE.