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[stillwaiting]

Right. I've seen a lot of weird stuff in my day, but this is definitely the weirdest thing to happen in at least the last six months - fake zombie viking thing notwithstanding, because that. never. happened. are we clear?

Rory? Where are you?? Please tell me you're still my beautiful stupid husband and not some sweaty horse-troll. Doctor??




Oh and Haruhi... sorry. About this morning, I mean. You know how it goes, I was half asleep, you were a gorgeous blond, I thought it was some crazy dream...... no hard feelings.

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[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

You have to worry, I think the role of the sweaty horse-troll is taken.

[stillwaiting]

As long as it's not by anybody who feels disposed to hug me.

Rory? Is that you? Please let that be you....

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Not quite, it's Seta.

But luckily I'm not sweaty. Does this mean I get a hug?

[stillwaiting]

In that body? You might even get two hugs.

Ah well, it never hurts to ask.

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

Easy on the merchandise.

[stillwaiting]

..... Rory, if that's you, you'd better pray you stop being this guy before I find him.

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

No, this is John Shepard. Didn't know I rated two hugs.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'm looking out for you.

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

Well, who wouldn't trust that face? All right, kid, I'll leave you to it.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Thanks. You do the same for ... yourself.

[stillwaiting]

Excuse me, hot cop?? At least two hugs. Maybe more if I weren't feeling so bloated.

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind.

[stillwaiting]

You do that. I'd hug you now but... don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you kind of look like you might have fleas....

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering about that myself. As soon as I get off work, it's time for a long shower, a visit to the laundromat, and a date with a razor. Maybe a barber, even. I've never had hair this long in my life.

[stillwaiting]

Well aren't you proactive?

I should probably do something. Go for a run or do some yoga or... ugh, go grocery shopping and buy something that's not tinned fish.

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

Tinned fish, hunh?

Yeah, a change in diet probably couldn't hurt.

[justicide.livejournal.com]

Wait... What do you think you're doing?

[hatesthiscoat.livejournal.com]

Getting comfortable. I don't know how long I'm going to be stuck here.

Anders, I assume.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'll send you a message if I find him. After I come over for two hugs.

[stillwaiting]

Wait!!





Let me find a pair of pants that don't give me a bubble butt, first.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

... bubble butt?

[stillwaiting]

Trust me, it's not pretty.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not the 'horse-troll'...?

[stillwaiting]

.......... Rory?

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Sur...prise?

[stillwaiting]

...... Oh.

[stillwaiting]

... Oh babe......... I'm sorry.

[stillwaiting]

But hey, at least you're not the guy who's all sweaty and gross, right? Little blessings?

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

It's a bit of a comfort! I mean, I'd rather be back you know, in my own body, but it'll do for a bit? Hopefully?

[stillwaiting]

Oh yeah! Of course! I mean as long as it's only a little while, who cares what you look like? You're still my husband. My.. gorgeous.... husband..

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

You don't actually have to do that, Amy.

God, I can't believe I'm a teenager again. It was bad enough the first time.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Who do you look like, anyway?

[stillwaiting]

Ugh.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Well, it can't be that bad, can it? You're probably not sweaty either!

it's hard to tell but this is a look of despair

[thousandlakes.livejournal.com]

[johannamason]

There you are.

[just_a_commoner]

It's... it's okay. It was mostly just surprising is all... I'm not used to waking up quite like that.