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[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Um. Can I ask whoever has my body.......if anyone has my body...? To call in to the hospital and tell them I can't go in for the shift tonight, seeing as...well, seeing as. I don't really want to be responsible for someone without training doing...anything.

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[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Right...well, I hope you don't mind? Also, sorry about the...everything. Even though it's not my fault.

[johannamason]

Fine, I'll call.

[johannamason]

You should work out more.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

What—I...

Is it that bad, really?

[johannamason]

I could barely fight your ugly wife properly like this.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Woah, alright, there's no need to bring my wife into it!

Though technically she's not even my wife right now. Should find out who's in her body, too...

[johannamason]

Her name's Belarus. It's an improvement.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Belarus...like the country Belarus. Actually the country Belarus. Right. That never gets any less weird.

Uh, Amy's lovely, really. Maybe you've just talked on bad days.

[johannamason]

She's a lot less lovely with this black eye, that's for sure.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

...black eye? Wait, really?

Oh, God, she's going to be furious.

[johannamason]

Sounds great.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for you, I know.

Suppose I'd better start buying candy or something now. Or a punching bag.