thoughtformed | Friendly advisory.

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Friendly advisory.

All right. After reviewing some of the reports from over the last year, I figured a warning might be in order.

The longest irregular incident to take place on the island so far was centered around Christmas, last year. Twelve days of anomalies -- thefts, dangerous weather, sexual harassment, wild animals... real fun-times stuff. Chances are good that we're due for another round of trouble this year.

Obviously I'm not asking anyone to curb festivities, but keep an eye out as you prepare to celebrate. The petition to make mistletoe a controlled substance on the island has been denied, and I understand there's been a little vigilante prosecution of seasonal figures going on -- so let mm remind you that the fat guy collecting for charities in the department store is not the real Santa, and he has not committed any crimes punishable by law; so any harassment of him will be taken very seriously by this department.

And for your own sake, go easy on the eggnog.

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... Wild animals?

Yeah. Including penguins, seals, and gingerbread men. And don't tell me gingerbread men aren't animals; you haven't seen what they do when they tip over a trash can.

I imagine if they were big enough and walking around, they could do a lot of damage, yeah...

And they- just appeared? Just like that?

They were on the island for a little over a week, and then thy disappeared.

With the exception of one seal, I think. For all I know it may still be around.