[ He has been raised for battle against all manner of seafaring monsters and particularly aggressive other teens, so this should be no surprise to him. An ambush! He's rusty on underhanded, close range fighting tactics, so forgive him if he only realizes the stars trajectory a moment before it connects. Eridan turns his face sharply and- ]
SON OF A WWHORE!!
[ Fuckkkkk that hurts. Okay, to be honest it only grazes the corner of his forehead, knocking his glasses clear off his face. Eridan kneels on the ground to pick them up, please don't be broken! The lens, that's fine, but not the frames! They were mad expensive and I hope you're proud of yourself, Yosuke. ]
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SON OF A WWHORE!!
[ Fuckkkkk that hurts. Okay, to be honest it only grazes the corner of his forehead, knocking his glasses clear off his face. Eridan kneels on the ground to pick them up, please don't be broken! The lens, that's fine, but not the frames! They were mad expensive and I hope you're proud of yourself, Yosuke. ]